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Title: They Don't Tell Us Anything
Characters: Gen. Sera Gamble, various writers, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, the Impala, and Sam's hair
Rating: PG-13, for swear words
Summary: This is how they wrote that episode, and what the actors thought when they saw the script. Can be read as sequel to Same As The Old Boss, but can be read independently as well.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga who deserves credit for the Impala and Sam's hair.

Not only is it not real, it’s not researched at all.

Contains spoilers for 7.07.

They Don't Tell Us Anything )
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: An Unauthorized Fandom Biography
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13? for language
Length: Entire fic: 30,000. This part: 15,000 words
Summary: Chuck decides to make a sock-puppet. When no one reads his fic, he wonders what he has to do to get noticed in SPN fandom. (slightly AU for S4)
A/N:
1. So much thank yous to [personal profile] stultiloquentia and [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl; you don't even know. Extra special thank you to [personal profile] my_daroga, the best friend I ever had, who listened to me endlessly whine, and had more than a few great ideas.
2. The usernames are all socks I made. They are not real.
3. The comms are all real, but are in no way connected with this fic.
4. Some of the links are real, but are in no way connected with this fic. The rest are fake.
5. With love, from me, to fandom.




The Chuck Writes Story: An Unathorized Fandom Biography

I’m about to link this on bad_penny.

Remember [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes? Wank All Star that [livejournal.com profile] lord_kripke and the other Super Gnats took down with a wrecking ball? That [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes?

Turns out that [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes was actually a sock for Carver Edlund (which was actually a pseud for his real name, Chuck Shurley. No wonder he used a pseud). You read that right. [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes is THE Carver Edlund—author of Supernatural books, beloved by the masses, worshipped by [livejournal.com profile] lord_kripke and the SPN Super Nats—that Carver Edlund.

Break out the popcorn.gif; here we go:

The Chuck Writes Story
Afterword
Afterword 2
Afterword 3
Afterword 4
Afterword 5


cross-posted to livejournal here.
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: Afterword 5
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13 for themes
Length: Total fic: 30,000. This part: 100
Summary: Fandom has a new god.
A/N: Please see notes here.
Previous parts: The Chuck Writes Story | Afterword | Afterword 2 | Afterword 3 | Afterword 4


6:15 pm Thursday, September 23, 2011
Afterword 5


REPENT, FOR CASTIEL LIVES AND SHALL SMITE YOU.

Fans claim that the mass murderer walking around in a trench-coat and killing, murdering and maiming people in the news is in fact the character Castiel from Supernatural.

LOL fandom, never change.
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: Afterword 4
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13 for themes
Length: Total fic: 30,000. This part: 2,000
Summary: Fans go back to posting fanworks. Then all of fandom goes batshit insane.
A/N: Please see notes here.
Previous parts: The Chuck Writes Story | Afterword | Afterword 2 | Afterword 3 | Afterword 4


6:15 pm Thursday, September 16, 2011
Afterword 4


Afterword 4 )



Afterword 5
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: Afterword 3
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13 for themes
Length: Total fic: 30,000. This part: 4,500
Summary: Chuck disappears. Becky posts Chuck's fics. Wank ensues.
A/N: Please see notes here.

Previous parts: The Chuck Writes Story | Afterword | Afterword 2


11:46 pm Thursday, September 9, 2010
Afterword 3


Remember when CW wank got all serious and real and we had to post it to unfunny_fandom because it didn’t bring the lulz any more, just a shitstorm of crazy mixed with fucking awful?

Well, we’re back! With any luck, we’ll make fwgreatesthits.

Afterword 3 )



Afterword 4
Afterword 5
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: Afterward 2
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13 for themes
Warning: death, real life, and wank
Length: Total fic: 30,000. This part: 1,200
Summary: This is the second afterword to The Chuck Writes Story. Probably won’t make much sense unless you’ve read that one and the first afterword.
A/N: Please see notes here.
Previous parts: The Chuck Writes Story | Afterword


5:55 pm November 20, 2009
Afterword 2


I would advise anyone reading this to be aware of triggery content.

Afterword 2 )



Afterword 3
Afterword 4
Afterword 5
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: Afterword
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG
Length: Total fic: 30,000. This part: 4,500
Summary: People decide whether Chuck is canon and Becky goes batshit insane.
A/N: Please see notes here.
Previous parts: The Chuck Writes Story.

6:06 pm September 15, 2009
Afterword


In light of recent events, I felt I should say something. [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes hasn’t returned, but the crazy lives on in his name. In some ways, I see it as part of the same story: [livejournal.com profile] samlick_er81 never held her dick waiting for Carver Edlund to get a review over at The Comics Journal. She probably doesn’t even know what The Hooded Utilitarian is.

But now I’m kind of picturing [livejournal.com profile] samlick_er81 clutching volume fifty-five of Supernatural (The Mystery Spot, it’s her favorite), eating a tub of Ben and Jerry’s Chubby Hubby (it’s the peanutbutter, gets her every time, despite the pretzels) and constantly clicking refresh on Fandom Wank to see what everyone is saying about her.

Because why else do people do this? We might think it’s for our lulz, but for [livejournal.com profile] samlick_er81, it’s far more serious: it’s for the flist.

Remember when commenting guys that the sparklies ALWAYS speak the truth and

the marquee is your friend.

Afterword )



Afterword 2
Afterword 3
Afterword 4
Afterword 5
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: An Unauthorized Fandom Biography
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13? for language
Length: Entire fic: 30,000. This part: 15,000 words
Summary: Chuck decides to make a sock-puppet. When no one reads his fic, he wonders what he has to do to get noticed in SPN fandom. (slightly AU for S4)
A/N: Please read A/N here.


10:53 pm April 2, 2009
The Chuck Writes Story: An Unauthorized Fandom Biography


The Chuck Writes Story: An Unauthorized Fandom Biography )



Afterword
Afterword 2
Afterword 3
Afterword 4
Afterword 5
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Title: Before and After Standford
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
Pairing: Sam and Dean, even the gen is slashy, I don't know
Rating: PG-13? for language
Length: 3,700 words
Summary: This is a series of conversations. The beginning of each conversation is before Sam went to Stanford, the other half of each conversation is after Sam went to Stanford. It's like Good Idea/Bad Idea on Animaniacs, except with more Virginia Woolf and Metallica.
A/N: Owe so much to [personal profile] my_daroga that it's hard to believe it's mine.

Before and After Stanford )
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Title: Same As The Old Boss
Characters: Gen. Sera Gamble, Eric Kripke, McG, Ben Edlund, Robert Singer, various writers, Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13, for swear words
Length: 3,800 words
Summary: This fic is for any of you who ever wondered how this crazy show got so crazy. Writers and producers sit around hashing out what to do for season 7, and come up with (spoilers for 7.01). It's like meta, scrawled on the fourth wall.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga who deserves credit for Gamble’s position.

Not only is it not real, it’s not researched at all.

Contains spoilers for 7.01.

Same As the Old Boss )
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Title: Let’s Get Biblical
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
Pairing: mostly Sam, Dean, and Lucifer, the Bible, even the gen is slashy.
Rating: G?
Length: 2,500 words
Summary: Takes place during 5x22, “Swan Song”, when Lucifer possesses Sam’s body. Satan compares childhoods; Sam just wants him to go to hell.
A/N:

Includes the Bible (mostly KJV but some NIV, for the sake of clarity), lines from SPN 5x22, and a Donne reference I wish I could’ve taken further, but it just didn’t work out.

Let’s Get Biblical )
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Title: (You're Just) Too Good To Be True
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
Pairing: Sam, Dean, even the gen is slashy.
Rating: G
Length: 330 words
Summary: Takes place mid S6. Now that Sam has his soul back Dean can't stop looking at him.
A/N: I can't believe I wrote SPN fic.

If anyone random finds this please don't spoil me for the end of S6.

(You're Just) Too Good To Be True )

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