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Title: They Don't Tell Us Anything
Characters: Gen. Sera Gamble, various writers, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, the Impala, and Sam's hair
Rating: PG-13, for swear words
Summary: This is how they wrote that episode, and what the actors thought when they saw the script. Can be read as sequel to Same As The Old Boss, but can be read independently as well.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga who deserves credit for the Impala and Sam's hair.

Not only is it not real, it’s not researched at all.

Contains spoilers for 7.07.

They Don't Tell Us Anything )
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: An Unauthorized Fandom Biography
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13? for language
Length: Entire fic: 30,000. This part: 15,000 words
Summary: Chuck decides to make a sock-puppet. When no one reads his fic, he wonders what he has to do to get noticed in SPN fandom. (slightly AU for S4)
A/N:
1. So much thank yous to [personal profile] stultiloquentia and [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl; you don't even know. Extra special thank you to [personal profile] my_daroga, the best friend I ever had, who listened to me endlessly whine, and had more than a few great ideas.
2. The usernames are all socks I made. They are not real.
3. The comms are all real, but are in no way connected with this fic.
4. Some of the links are real, but are in no way connected with this fic. The rest are fake.
5. With love, from me, to fandom.




The Chuck Writes Story: An Unathorized Fandom Biography

I’m about to link this on bad_penny.

Remember [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes? Wank All Star that [livejournal.com profile] lord_kripke and the other Super Gnats took down with a wrecking ball? That [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes?

Turns out that [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes was actually a sock for Carver Edlund (which was actually a pseud for his real name, Chuck Shurley. No wonder he used a pseud). You read that right. [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes is THE Carver Edlund—author of Supernatural books, beloved by the masses, worshipped by [livejournal.com profile] lord_kripke and the SPN Super Nats—that Carver Edlund.

Break out the popcorn.gif; here we go:

The Chuck Writes Story
Afterword
Afterword 2
Afterword 3
Afterword 4
Afterword 5


cross-posted to livejournal here.
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Title: Same As The Old Boss
Characters: Gen. Sera Gamble, Eric Kripke, McG, Ben Edlund, Robert Singer, various writers, Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13, for swear words
Length: 3,800 words
Summary: This fic is for any of you who ever wondered how this crazy show got so crazy. Writers and producers sit around hashing out what to do for season 7, and come up with (spoilers for 7.01). It's like meta, scrawled on the fourth wall.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga who deserves credit for Gamble’s position.

Not only is it not real, it’s not researched at all.

Contains spoilers for 7.01.

Same As the Old Boss )
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Title: The Old Ways
Word Count: 1,500
Pairing: Spock gen
Rating: G
Summary: Correct me if I’m wrong: this is about Spock’s mom sweater.
A/N: Per Jungle Kitty’s List of Cliches, you should never name a Trek fic after a song by Loreena McKinnett. You probably also shouldn’t write a fic “inspired” by a song by Loreena McKinnett. OOPS. IT SANG TO ME. It's a good song! Luckily no Sarah MacLachlan was used in the production of this fic.

The Old Ways )
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Title: Girls Are Great
Fandom: Star Trek (probably XI), Kirk/Girl!Spock, Uhura
Disclaimer: ST isn’t mine. There’s one line from Wikipedia and several choice phrases by [livejournal.com profile] stultiloquentia in here.
Rating: NC-17, for explicit sex, and very dirty talk
Warnings: Porn. Meta. Porn.
Summary: Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.

part 1
Girls Are Great part 2 )
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Title: Girls Are Great
Fandom: Star Trek XI, Kirk/Girl!Spock, Uhura
Disclaimer: ST isn’t mine. There’s one line from Wikipedia and several choice phrases by [livejournal.com profile] stultiloquentia in here.
Rating: NC-17, for explicit sex, and very dirty talk
Warnings: Porn. Meta. Porn.
Summary: Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.
A/N: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] my_daroga, for reactions and encouragement, and [livejournal.com profile] stultiloquentia, for advice/ideas and encouragement.

Originally posted the first part of this anonymously for this prompt. I stopped when I realized just how many issues I had with what I wrote. So I added meta to the porn. Then wrote more porn.

I just have to say before I click the button that this is by far the porniest and most ridiculous thing I have ever shared with anyone ever. Anonymous commenting is always allowed in this journal.

Girls Are Great part 1 )

Continued in part two
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This is my fic written for the Buffy/Angel IWRY marathon. It is also posted here by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] chrisleeoctaves.

Title: Persistence of Memory
Rating: R
Length: about 6,000
Summary: Angel thinks turning back the day he turned human (in the episode “IWill Remember You”) is one of the best things he ever did. These are the other things.

A/N: I don't think this is the best. But I think because I didn't agonize over it, I'm alright with that. Anyway, I'm interested in what people think, and con crit is always welcome. Even more welcome than usual.

Persistence of Memory )

fic reveal

Jun. 9th, 2008 11:50 pm
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Title: Silver Tongues
Recipient: [livejournal.com profile] sugareey
Pairing/Threesome: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Power play, language . . . alliteration.
Word count: 2,150
A/N:

This is one of those experiment-y fics that does a lot with language and the way words work. As one reviewer pointed out, and like some of my other more "out there" fics, it gets rather wrapped up in the words so that I'm not sure all the stuff about characters that I wanted to tease out really got . . . teased out. I was trying to access some very real and creepy problems both Harry and Draco might have as a result of Voldemort insinuating so much of himself in both their lives in different ways. Not sure I succeeded, but I confess I am still rather happy with the way the words themselves went.

I wrote this for [livejournal.com profile] hds_beltane ficathon. [livejournal.com profile] stultiloquentia did my awesome beta, for which I thank her profusely. And I want to thank [livejournal.com profile] vaysh11 in particular for having a quote from my fic up on her journal for weeks, when she didn't even know I wrote it! I'm still working on that "coming out about Harry/Draco" I have listed on my user interests, but those of you involved have made it truly fun. So, thank you!

( Silver Tongues )
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I did another Harry Potter fic. I don't even know what it is. I just have all these thoughts, and they come out, and they rhyme! Jossverse, I still love you, even if HP is so shiny and new right now.

Meta-y, gen, short, with SPOILERS. It's about the color of Harry's eyes, the killing curse, Neville Longbottom's thumb...

Green Incarnations )
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Apparently, I've committed fic? For Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows?

Everyone keeps saying how trite and sappy and lame the epilogue is. As I've mentioned, I find it CREEPY. Here is why.

Short, with focus on the epilogue. SPOILERS.

Ouroboros )
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Title: Conceit(s)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: B/A. Very B/A, except it's all about Spike. The ending is B/A/S.
Summary: This used to be titled, "5 Ways Those Bluggy Birds Never Shagged", but Spike decided to make it eponymous.
A/N: Warning for experimentation with style, POV, voice, and uh, reality. Take it with a grain of salt, I guess.

Part of the IWRY Fic Marathon.
With love, for [livejournal.com profile] chrisleeoctaves

Conceit(s) )
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Title: How Far The Apple Falls
Length: 400 words
Rating: G
Disclaimers: stuff from the eps "Angel" and "Inside Out"
Summary: two mirrored scenes: Angel and Darla - Connor and Darla

How Far The Apple Falls )
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I don't know where it came from! But I have fic.

Title: In The Name Of The Father
Length: only 1,000 words!
Rating: light R
Disclaimers: Whedon's, M.E.'s, Francis P. Church's, J.M. Berrie's, Sophocles', and that movie with Daniel Day Lewis.
Warnings: language, sex
Summary: For Wesley, it always comes back to the same thing. Wesley/everyone.

In The Name Of The Father )
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Title: Ten Things That Pull Apart And One Thing That Holds Together
Length: 3,000 words.
Rating: PG-13 for language
Disclaimers: Not mine.
Summary: Snippets of life in a world where B/A are together post-NFA. Devil's always in the details.

Ten Things That Pull Apart And One Thing That Holds Together )
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Title: Five Ways NFA Probably Didn’t End
Rating: NC-17, I think.
Warnings: Sex, violence, sex and violence, weirdly kinky in a place or two. Er, and some parts may be sad.
Length: 5 parts, at 2,000+ words each? But you can read it in one sitting, honestly.
Disclaimer: Warren Zevon, I don’t know how it happened. "Dollfull" is a word coined by Thomas Pynchon.
Summary: Ensemble, with focus on Angel, Connor, Spike, Buffy, and Dawn.
A/N: This is another one of those nutty fics from me. So, even though I'm all nervous and stuff, entirely open to constructive criticism. Not sure some of the things works in here.

On that note, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] a2zmom for giving it a couple reads through and the firm nod of "yes." I love you for that. Oh, and for putting up with my indecisiveness. And...other things ;o)


Parts 1-3 are HERE

Five Ways NFA Probably Didn't End, parts 4-5 )
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Title: Five Ways NFA Probably Didn’t End
Rating: NC-17, I think.
Warnings: Sex, violence, sex and violence, weirdly kinky in a place or two. Er, and some parts may be sad.
Length: 5 parts, at 2,000+ words each? But you can read it in one sitting, honestly.
Disclaimer: Warren Zevon, I don’t know how it happened. "Dollfull" is a word coined by Thomas Pynchon. ETA: I'm such a ditz: a phrase is ruthlessly stolen from Homer (not Simpson), also.
Summary: Ensemble, with focus on Angel, Connor, Spike, Buffy, and Dawn.
A/N: This is another one of those nutty fics from me. So, even though I'm all nervous and stuff, entirely open to constructive criticism. Not sure some of the things works in here.

On that note, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] a2zmom for giving it a couple reads through and the firm nod of "yes." I love you for that. Oh, and for putting up with my indecisiveness. And...other things ;o)

Five Ways NFA Probably Didn't End )

Continued here.
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Title: Bodiless Within The Bodies
Rating: PG-13
Length: about 2,500 words
Disclaimer: Read more... )
Summary: Buffy’s in L.A., then Angel comes back; Angel’s in Tibet, then Buffy comes back.
A/N: For Chrislee, who is amazing, not only for hosting this marathon, but just for being herself.

This is my fic for the IWRY Marathon.

Bodiless Within The Bodies )
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Title: Down There In The Reeperbahn
Length: Around 2,000 words again. Yay!
Rating: Hard R or NC-17.
Warnings: Um, everything? Slash, rape, and pedophilia but very non-graphic. Implications of incest, but strangely metaphoric. Um, cross-dressing? The kitchen sink.
Disclaimer: Uses dialogue from AtS S1.15, 3.8, 3.9, 4.1, and 4.22. Title is from a song by Tom Waits, also several ideas. Nursery rhymes gone wild.
Summary: Angelus, Darla, and a strangely androgynous man-child. Also, Drusilla.
A/N: 1. The Reeperbahn is a street near the Port of Hamburg historically infamous for prostitution.
2. This might not even be a fic. It's rhymey and strange, and, and, and, weird. It's not how I normally write at all. Frankly, I usually don't like this kind of writing, so this is out there for me. Probably you too. Who knows?
3. Much thanks to [livejournal.com profile] a2zmom for making me feel not as scared about posting it. Though am still nervousy. 'Cause as I mentioned? Strange.

Down There In The Reeperbahn )
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Title: Blood Types
Length: one-shot stand-alone, less than 2,000 words
Rating: hard R or NC-17 for language and implications of violence, non-con, and general nastiness
Summary: Some people taste different to Angel.
A/N: Hi. Still plugging away at Best Souvenir (and, if you are reading it elsewhere, Another One Like It Tomorrow). I'm a self-confessed usually-don't-prefer-one-shots, but this came to me and I wanted to share. I don't usually write fic like this, and this is unbeta'ed, so any criticism is welcome (and wanted). Thanks, if you feel inclined ;o)

Blood Types )

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