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Sooo . . . may I just say I'm a loser? I have so many things to read and people about whom I care very much who are all waiting on replies from me. I'm sorry. I'm afraid that instead of taking care of anything that matters in what spare time real life has afforded I've just been poking sticks at this porn. In my defense, I've had very very little spare time, and for those of you who haven't heard from me, it's not because I don't love you or care about what you do or don't think you're amazing and brilliant. Because I do. I'll get back to you soon, hopefully. ♥

In the meantime, porn.


Title: Relationship Risk Assessment and Research
Pairing: Tony/Pepper
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: dirty talk, a spreadsheet, a vibrator, anal play, an enema, a blow-job, snowballing, light bondage, light humiliation, felching, consent issues, sex scenes of epic length and unnecessary proportion, seriously, they’re too long, a kitten
Summary: Pepper’s trying to run a company, maintain a relationship, and still have her own life. Tony’s just trying to be a good person. AKA the one in which Tony won’t shut up about Pepper’s vagina and Pepper has a backstory.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga for listening, and [personal profile] jad and [personal profile] aki_hoshi for spreadsheet help.

This takes place directly after Action Items for the Morning After, but since it’s primarily PWP, you probably don’t really have to read that one to get this one. This occurs in the same universe as Responsible Science, but there aren’t many points of connection.

A/N2: This fic is sprawling and shapeless and bulky beyond all belief. And 50,000 words of basically PWP? It really should be cut and trimmed and fine-tuned, but I didn’t really write it to be a good story. I did it to let off a bunch of steam, and because serious stories I’m trying to write were stressing me out. I'm sure many people think that there should a hard line difference between "Stories" with a capital S and rambles that are a lot more like "here are my thoughts lemme show you them and god, isn't that hot?" But the problem is I have an easier time expressing my thoughts in the form of fiction. So I'm sort of sorry I called it a story. But sort of not because it's still a story, just not a very good one. So idk have fun.

Relationship Risk Assessment and Research
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Title: The Kids Weren’t Alright
Rating: PG
Length: this chapter: 14,000; total: ~55,500
Characters: Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, and Jane Foster. This is gen, but focuses on the relationships between Bruce/Tony, Bruce/Steve, Bruce/Natasha, with some Tony/Pepper, Tony/Steve, Natasha/Clint
Warning: deals with past child abuse (parts 2-4); offensive (including homophobic) language; really nonsensical use of science concepts, equipment, and terminology
Summary: Tony accidentally turns himself into a twelve-year-old using alien tech. Steve is stuck as bodyguard, Bruce is stuck trying to fix him, and Pepper is stuck trying to ward off a twelve-year old’s attempts at flirtation. And then things go from bad to worse.
A/N: Thanks as always to [personal profile] my_daroga, for listening.

This is the fourth story of the series Responsible Science. You don’t have to have read any of the previous stories to get this one.

Go to: part 1 and part 2 and part 3

The Kids Weren’t Alright - end )
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Title: The Kids Weren’t Alright
Rating: PG
Length: this chapter: 13,000; total: 53,000
Characters: Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, and Jane Foster. This is gen, but focuses on the relationships between Bruce/Tony, Bruce/Steve, Bruce/Natasha, with some Tony/Pepper, Tony/Steve, Natasha/Clint
Warning: deals with past child abuse (parts 2-4); offensive (including homophobic) language; really nonsensical use of science concepts, equipment, and terminology
Summary: Tony accidentally turns himself into a twelve-year-old using alien tech. Steve is stuck as bodyguard, Bruce is stuck trying to fix him, and Pepper is stuck trying to ward off a twelve-year old’s attempts at flirtation. And then things go from bad to worse.
A/N: Thanks as always to [personal profile] my_daroga, for listening.

This is the fourth story of the series Responsible Science. You don’t have to have read any of the previous stories to get this one.

This story is 4 parts long. It’s finished; I’m just editing. All should be posted within a week.

Go to: part 1 | part 2

The Kids Weren’t Alright part 3 )
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Title: The Kids Weren’t Alright
Rating: PG
Length: this chapter: 13,500; total: 53,000
Characters: Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, and Jane Foster. This is gen, but focuses on the relationships between Bruce/Tony, Bruce/Steve, Bruce/Natasha, with some Tony/Pepper, Tony/Steve, Natasha/Clint
Warning: deals with past child abuse (parts 2-4); offensive (including homophobic) language; really nonsensical use of science concepts, equipment, and terminology
Summary: Tony accidentally turns himself into a twelve-year-old using alien tech. Steve is stuck as bodyguard, Bruce is stuck trying to fix him, and Pepper is stuck trying to ward off a twelve-year old’s attempts at flirtation. And then things go from bad to worse.
A/N: Thanks as always to [personal profile] my_daroga, for listening.

This is the fourth story of the series Responsible Science. You don’t have to have read any of the previous stories to get this one.

This story is 4 parts long. It’s finished; I’m just editing. All should be posted within a week.

Go to: part 1

The Kids Weren’t Alright part 2 )

Go to: part 3
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Title: The Kids Weren’t Alright
Rating: PG-13
Length: this chapter: 16,000; total: 53,000
Characters: Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Pepper Potts, Natasha Romanoff, Clint Barton, and Jane Foster. This is gen, but focuses on the relationships between Bruce/Tony, Bruce/Steve, Bruce/Natasha, with some Tony/Pepper, Tony/Steve, Natasha/Clint
Warning: deals with past child abuse (parts 2-4); offensive (including homophobic) language; really nonsensical use of science concepts, equipment, and terminology
Summary: Tony accidentally turns himself into a twelve-year-old using alien tech. Steve is stuck as bodyguard, Bruce is stuck trying to fix him, and Pepper is stuck trying to ward off a twelve-year old’s attempts at flirtation. And then things go from bad to worse.
A/N: Thanks as always to [personal profile] my_daroga, for listening.

This is the fourth story of the series Responsible Science. You don’t have to have read any of the previous stories to get this one.

This story is 4 parts long. It’s finished; I’m just editing. All should be posted within a week.

The Kids Weren’t Alright part 1 )

Go to: part 2
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Title:The Hollow Men
Author: [personal profile] lettered
Characters: Bruce Banner+Steve Rogers, or Bruce/Steve. Also includes off-screen Tony.
Rating: PG-13
Length: 26,000
Warnings: issues include ethics in the superhero genre, politics, patriotism, aid in Africa, HIV, homophobia, terrorism, religion, child abuse, brief allusion to suicide. If you think discussion of these things between the two main characters would bother you, I strongly encourage use of your back button.
Disclaimer: Characters aren’t mine. Title and poem belong to Eliot.
Summary: Steve goes to Uganda, ostensibly to fetch Bruce, who still doesn’t want to join the Avengers. Steve tries to figure out how to do the right thing; they both try to find their place in the world.
A/N: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] honeylocusttree for the beta, promptness, and explanations. And I can’t even say how much of this fic is indebted to [personal profile] my_daroga. Thank you for listening, encouraging, reading, vetting, idea-sharing, concept-checking, and putting up with me. I’d say that you are Steve to my Bruce, but . . . I’m way taller than you, among other things. :o)

This comes after A Fine Spur (AO3 | DW | LJ), which is Natasha and Bruce (or Natasha/Bruce), but it doesn’t have to be read in order to get this one.

I am aware of the problematic nature of addressing these issues through the use of fandom and these characters in particular; it's partly why I wrote the fic. If anyone finds anything inaccurate or offensive herein, I would really like to know about it. For more information about aid and/or Uganda, please read the note at the end.


The Hollow Men )
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Author: [personal profile] lettered
Title: Hope Has Wings (But Faith Has A Broadsword)
Pairing(s): Gen-ish. Faith, Buffy, Xander, and Dawn, with mentions of Dana, Angel and Spike (including B/A, B/S). Hints of femmeslash without much squinting required
Summary: Wing!fic. Faith gets wings. Buffy doesn't believe in angels. Xander and Dawn make a bunch of really geeky references. The world failed Dana. Angel and Spike aren't there.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): mostly off-screen drug addiction and concept of suicide, involving a minor character
Word Count: 6K today total of 11K
Author's Notes: Thank you to [personal profile] snickfic for the prompt. You are awesome!

I adjusted the warnings a bit, and this ended up a little longer than I thought.

Part 1

Hope Has Wings (But Faith Has A Broadsword) Part 2 (end) )
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Author: [personal profile] lettered
Title: Hope Has Wings (But Faith Has A Broadsword)
Pairing(s): Gen-ish. Faith, Buffy, Xander, and Dawn, with mentions of Dana, Angel and Spike (including B/A, B/S). Hints of femmeslash without much squinting required
Summary: Wing!fic. Faith gets wings. Buffy doesn't believe in angels. Xander and Dawn make a bunch of really geeky references. The world failed Dana. Angel and Spike aren't there.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): mostly off-screen drug addiction and suicide of a minor character
Word Count: 5K today, 5K tomorrow, total of 10K
Author's Notes: Thank you to [personal profile] snickfic for the prompt. You are awesome!

Next part will be posted tomorrow.

Hope Has Wings (But Faith Has A Broadsword) Part 1 )

Go to Part 2 (end)
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Reveals are up at [community profile] hd_holidays, and [personal profile] melusinahp wrote Luck of the Devil for me. I loved this fic, a lot a lot, and it was cool to find out someone I already know wrote it!

I did this:

Author: [personal profile] lettered
Recipient: [personal profile] mahaliem
Title: The Boy Who Only Lived Twice
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, background Ron/Hermione
Summary: Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Fingering, anal sex, a blow-job
Epilogue compliant? Nay.
Word Count: 56,000. Sorry!
Author's Notes: Lots and lots of thank yous to [personal profile] kjp_013, who beta'ed very fast without a whole lot of notice. This fic was inspired by Go Your Own Way (here on LJ or here on AO3), a Bruce Wayne/Commissioner Jim Gordon fic I wrote in November, 2009. I think they are two very different fics--not just due to the different universes, but really different plots and characters and ultimately, themes, but I do kind of think of both stories as two plants that grew from one (really crazy, possibly evil) seed.


...Now I have a whole lot of posts to make about writerly style and guessing polls and writing process and fests. If only I had twenty million hours of time to set aside for fandom...
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: An Unauthorized Fandom Biography
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13? for language
Length: Entire fic: 30,000. This part: 15,000 words
Summary: Chuck decides to make a sock-puppet. When no one reads his fic, he wonders what he has to do to get noticed in SPN fandom. (slightly AU for S4)
A/N:
1. So much thank yous to [personal profile] stultiloquentia and [livejournal.com profile] starcrossedgirl; you don't even know. Extra special thank you to [personal profile] my_daroga, the best friend I ever had, who listened to me endlessly whine, and had more than a few great ideas.
2. The usernames are all socks I made. They are not real.
3. The comms are all real, but are in no way connected with this fic.
4. Some of the links are real, but are in no way connected with this fic. The rest are fake.
5. With love, from me, to fandom.




The Chuck Writes Story: An Unathorized Fandom Biography

I’m about to link this on bad_penny.

Remember [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes? Wank All Star that [livejournal.com profile] lord_kripke and the other Super Gnats took down with a wrecking ball? That [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes?

Turns out that [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes was actually a sock for Carver Edlund (which was actually a pseud for his real name, Chuck Shurley. No wonder he used a pseud). You read that right. [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes is THE Carver Edlund—author of Supernatural books, beloved by the masses, worshipped by [livejournal.com profile] lord_kripke and the SPN Super Nats—that Carver Edlund.

Break out the popcorn.gif; here we go:

The Chuck Writes Story
Afterword
Afterword 2
Afterword 3
Afterword 4
Afterword 5


cross-posted to livejournal here.
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: Afterword 5
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13 for themes
Length: Total fic: 30,000. This part: 100
Summary: Fandom has a new god.
A/N: Please see notes here.
Previous parts: The Chuck Writes Story | Afterword | Afterword 2 | Afterword 3 | Afterword 4


6:15 pm Thursday, September 23, 2011
Afterword 5


REPENT, FOR CASTIEL LIVES AND SHALL SMITE YOU.

Fans claim that the mass murderer walking around in a trench-coat and killing, murdering and maiming people in the news is in fact the character Castiel from Supernatural.

LOL fandom, never change.
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: Afterword 4
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13 for themes
Length: Total fic: 30,000. This part: 2,000
Summary: Fans go back to posting fanworks. Then all of fandom goes batshit insane.
A/N: Please see notes here.
Previous parts: The Chuck Writes Story | Afterword | Afterword 2 | Afterword 3 | Afterword 4


6:15 pm Thursday, September 16, 2011
Afterword 4


Afterword 4 )



Afterword 5
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: Afterword 3
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13 for themes
Length: Total fic: 30,000. This part: 4,500
Summary: Chuck disappears. Becky posts Chuck's fics. Wank ensues.
A/N: Please see notes here.

Previous parts: The Chuck Writes Story | Afterword | Afterword 2


11:46 pm Thursday, September 9, 2010
Afterword 3


Remember when CW wank got all serious and real and we had to post it to unfunny_fandom because it didn’t bring the lulz any more, just a shitstorm of crazy mixed with fucking awful?

Well, we’re back! With any luck, we’ll make fwgreatesthits.

Afterword 3 )



Afterword 4
Afterword 5
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: Afterward 2
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13 for themes
Warning: death, real life, and wank
Length: Total fic: 30,000. This part: 1,200
Summary: This is the second afterword to The Chuck Writes Story. Probably won’t make much sense unless you’ve read that one and the first afterword.
A/N: Please see notes here.
Previous parts: The Chuck Writes Story | Afterword


5:55 pm November 20, 2009
Afterword 2


I would advise anyone reading this to be aware of triggery content.

Afterword 2 )



Afterword 3
Afterword 4
Afterword 5
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: Afterword
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG
Length: Total fic: 30,000. This part: 4,500
Summary: People decide whether Chuck is canon and Becky goes batshit insane.
A/N: Please see notes here.
Previous parts: The Chuck Writes Story.

6:06 pm September 15, 2009
Afterword


In light of recent events, I felt I should say something. [livejournal.com profile] chuck_writes hasn’t returned, but the crazy lives on in his name. In some ways, I see it as part of the same story: [livejournal.com profile] samlick_er81 never held her dick waiting for Carver Edlund to get a review over at The Comics Journal. She probably doesn’t even know what The Hooded Utilitarian is.

But now I’m kind of picturing [livejournal.com profile] samlick_er81 clutching volume fifty-five of Supernatural (The Mystery Spot, it’s her favorite), eating a tub of Ben and Jerry’s Chubby Hubby (it’s the peanutbutter, gets her every time, despite the pretzels) and constantly clicking refresh on Fandom Wank to see what everyone is saying about her.

Because why else do people do this? We might think it’s for our lulz, but for [livejournal.com profile] samlick_er81, it’s far more serious: it’s for the flist.

Remember when commenting guys that the sparklies ALWAYS speak the truth and

the marquee is your friend.

Afterword )



Afterword 2
Afterword 3
Afterword 4
Afterword 5
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Title: The Chuck Writes Story: An Unauthorized Fandom Biography
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: gen. Chuck, Becky
Rating: PG-13? for language
Length: Entire fic: 30,000. This part: 15,000 words
Summary: Chuck decides to make a sock-puppet. When no one reads his fic, he wonders what he has to do to get noticed in SPN fandom. (slightly AU for S4)
A/N: Please read A/N here.


10:53 pm April 2, 2009
The Chuck Writes Story: An Unauthorized Fandom Biography


The Chuck Writes Story: An Unauthorized Fandom Biography )



Afterword
Afterword 2
Afterword 3
Afterword 4
Afterword 5
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Title: Girls Are Great
Fandom: Star Trek XI, Kirk/Girl!Spock, Uhura
Disclaimer: ST isn’t mine. There’s one line from Wikipedia and several choice phrases by [livejournal.com profile] stultiloquentia in here.
Rating: NC-17, for explicit sex, and very dirty talk
Warnings: Porn. Meta. Porn.
Summary: Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.
A/N: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] my_daroga, for reactions and encouragement, and [livejournal.com profile] stultiloquentia, for advice/ideas and encouragement.

Originally posted the first part of this anonymously for this prompt. I stopped when I realized just how many issues I had with what I wrote. So I added meta to the porn. Then wrote more porn.

I just have to say before I click the button that this is by far the porniest and most ridiculous thing I have ever shared with anyone ever. Anonymous commenting is always allowed in this journal.

Girls Are Great part 1 )

Continued in part two
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Title: Five Ways NFA Probably Didn’t End
Rating: NC-17, I think.
Warnings: Sex, violence, sex and violence, weirdly kinky in a place or two. Er, and some parts may be sad.
Length: 5 parts, at 2,000+ words each? But you can read it in one sitting, honestly.
Disclaimer: Warren Zevon, I don’t know how it happened. "Dollfull" is a word coined by Thomas Pynchon.
Summary: Ensemble, with focus on Angel, Connor, Spike, Buffy, and Dawn.
A/N: This is another one of those nutty fics from me. So, even though I'm all nervous and stuff, entirely open to constructive criticism. Not sure some of the things works in here.

On that note, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] a2zmom for giving it a couple reads through and the firm nod of "yes." I love you for that. Oh, and for putting up with my indecisiveness. And...other things ;o)


Parts 1-3 are HERE

Five Ways NFA Probably Didn't End, parts 4-5 )
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Title: Five Ways NFA Probably Didn’t End
Rating: NC-17, I think.
Warnings: Sex, violence, sex and violence, weirdly kinky in a place or two. Er, and some parts may be sad.
Length: 5 parts, at 2,000+ words each? But you can read it in one sitting, honestly.
Disclaimer: Warren Zevon, I don’t know how it happened. "Dollfull" is a word coined by Thomas Pynchon. ETA: I'm such a ditz: a phrase is ruthlessly stolen from Homer (not Simpson), also.
Summary: Ensemble, with focus on Angel, Connor, Spike, Buffy, and Dawn.
A/N: This is another one of those nutty fics from me. So, even though I'm all nervous and stuff, entirely open to constructive criticism. Not sure some of the things works in here.

On that note, thanks to [livejournal.com profile] a2zmom for giving it a couple reads through and the firm nod of "yes." I love you for that. Oh, and for putting up with my indecisiveness. And...other things ;o)

Five Ways NFA Probably Didn't End )

Continued here.
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I posted this fic about a month ago, unclean and unbeta'ed. Now, the goddess of my little fic world, [livejournal.com profile] germaine_pet, has helped me whip it into some shape (huzzah, whips!). She saved me from being Charles Dickens (who got paid per word), Angel from being Jane Austen and St. Augustine of Hippo and also Johnathan Edwards (who wasn't Catholic, but that's neither here nor there), and Faith from being Polyanna and also a Carebear (the one with a heart on his belly). Most of all she helped me be a better writer, for which I am eternally grateful.

So, if you missed it the first time (hint hint), or if you want to read the new and improved, here 'tis. I pasted the new version over the old version, so if you have this fic bookmarked or something, first of all: I love you for that, and secondly: your links are already updated.

Title: The Confessional
Length: It's not as long as it looks. Seriously. One or two sittings. Maybe 3 if you're a slow poke or if you, you know, have a life.
Rating: R, for language and some images
Pairings: Gen. Deals with or implies many different pairings, both slash and het.
Summary: Angel visits Faith in prison. Takes places between AtS S1 & 2.
A/N: Although this fic has a definite time frame, it can't be read as "missing scenes". Among other things, Faith's prison is too far away for Angel to visit this often in one summer. This fic is much more of a "what if", especially towards the end.

Prologue, [1.], [2.], [3.], [4.], [5.], [6.], [7.], [8.], [9.], [10.], [11.], [12.]

And thanks again to those of you who've already read the old version and commented. I was very tickled when people liked this story.

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