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Title: Hope Springs Eternal (But Love Springs in the Forest, Unannounced)
Author: Lettered
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: lots of dirty talk, really
Summary: Draco falls into a love spring. Harry saves him! And now they’re bonded for life. Draco is horrified. Harry thinks it’s kind of neat.
A/N: This was my fic for [community profile] reversathon. I went with this prompt: the crack-concept of secret, unintentional soul-bonding [handled] with some seriousness (just because you love someone doesn’t mean you don’t also hate them).

Hope Springs Eternal (But Love Springs in the Forest, Unannounced) )
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Title: Action Items for the Morning After
Rating: R
Length: 6,500
Characters: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Warning: a blow job
Summary: Pepper processes the aftermath of sleeping with Tony Stark. This is gonna take some time. And a fully annotated agenda, complete with multiple choice questions.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga, for being interested.

This is the sequel to Or Even Rearrange You. Probably works better if you've read that, but it's mostly porn, so it's also probably not necessary.

If you want, this series could be Tony/Pepper backstory for the series I’m writing, Responsible Science. Other than the fact that I wrote them with the same characterizations in mind, though, they have very little to do with each other.

This takes place right near the end of Iron Man 2.

Action Items for the Morning After )
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Title: Or Even Rearrange You
Rating: NC-17
Length: 11,000
Characters: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Warning: lots of het sex?
Summary: Tony and Pepper negotiate the beginnings of a romantic relationship. With sex.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga, for being interested.

If you want, this could be Tony/Pepper backstory for the series I’m writing, Responsible Science. Other than the fact that I wrote them with the same characterizations in mind, though, they have very little to do with each other.

This takes place right near the end of Iron Man 2.

Or Even Rearrange You )
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Title: Keep Your Splendid, Silent Sun
Rating: PG
Characters: Bruce, Pepper, Natasha, Steve, Tony, little bit of Clint, Fury, and Maria Hill. Gen-like, with suggestions of Bruce/Natasha, Bruce/Steve, Bruce/Tony, Tony/Pepper.
Warnings: Highly improbable and ridiculous science
Disclaimer: Not mine. Title from Whitman, and Tony misquotes Heinlein.
Summary: After the events of the movie, Bruce decides he doesn’t want to be an Avenger. Ten months later, an email from Pepper brings him back to New York, where Bruce has to face the people he left behind--oh yeah, and save the world (again).
A/N: This is part of a series. You don’t have to read the other stories in order to get this one, I don’t think, though previous stories are referenced. Previous parts in series, in order: A Fine Spur (LJ | AO3 | DW) and The Hollow Men (LJ | DW | AO3)


Keep Your Splendid, Silent Sun )
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Title: So, The Helicarrier Needs Curtains
Characters/pairings: Bruce, Natasha, Tony, Steve, Clint; mainly Bruce/Natasha, with some Bruce/Tony, maybe Natasha/Clint if you want, brief mention of Clint/Coulson, family dynamics
Rating: G? PG?
Length:3,500
Disclaimer: Not mine
Summary: This isn’t actually about curtains. It’s about friends, taking care of each other, pizza, and zombies.
A/N: [livejournal.com profile] jbadgr made this picture for my fic, A Fine Spur. So then I wrote this fic for her picture, Get Some Sleep, Big Guy. Go make her draw more drawings.

This is not attached to the universe of A Fine Spur (LJ | AO3 | DW) or The Hollow Men (LJ | DW | AO3); it’s just some quick fluff.

The Helicarrier Needs Curtains )
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Title: A Fine Spur
Rating: PG-13, for violence? I guess.
Characters: Natasha Romanoff, Bruce Banner – I think this is gen, but I dunno, he has sexy thoughts about her.
Disclaimer: Doesn’t belong to me.
Summary: Uninterested in being an Avenger, Bruce goes back into hiding. Once more Natasha is sent to recruit him, but she has an agenda of her own. There's this total McGuffin action plot, and then this totally meta discussion on whether Black Widow is allowed to show emotion, cf multiple fannish discussions on the subject.
A/N: This uses two prompts I saw on the kinkmeme. One is that Natasha is afraid of the Hulk and hangs out with Bruce in order to overcome it. Another one was Bruce tending Natasha’s wounds. So there you go.

Fear is a fine spur; so is rage. ~Irish proverb

A Fine Spur )
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Title: Ginny Weasley: Dragon Slayer
Rating: PG-13 for dragon slaying
Warning: meta, first person, some dragons were harmed
Disclaimer: HP belongs to Rowling, dragons belong to everybody, and the song used toward the end isn’t mine. It’s from Merrie England, by Basil Hood and Edward German. I have no idea how appropriate it is to use it as a quote, but hey, the copyright is up, and I’d’ve treated it like an epigraph, if this was longer.
Summary: Ginny Weasley slays the fuck out of some dragons.

A/N: 1. See above for important note about the song!

2. [personal profile] alaana_fair had this dream about a dragon killing Charlie. And at the time, [personal profile] quinara was asking, “Where’s the dragonfic meme?” and I was all, it’s here!. Then I started thinking about Ginny Weasley and the treatment of her agency in HP and girls and dragons, and then someone asked, Why do you care about Ginny Weasley? This is why. I’ve been wanting to tell you for a year and a half.


Ginny Weasley: Dragon Slayer )
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Title: The Eighth Tale
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: meta, sex, and sad (don’t say I didn’t warn you)
Summary: Draco Malfoy tries to fix the past, but instead mucks it up some more. For Harry, it all becomes quite clear.
A/N: Hahaha so, [personal profile] snickfic and [profile] shipsharry, if you end up reading this (don’t feel obliged), I bet you can guess what SPN author I was reading when I started this (thus the abuse of parentheticals). I’m so easily influenced.

I wrote this for [personal profile] curiouslyfic’s not-fic-athon. At more than ten thousand words, you might be saying, “That’s a fic!” However, you might also be glad I saved you the 70,000 words of meta, sex, and sad that would have happened had I wrote the “actual” fic.


The Eight Tale

There is a tale between every event that occurs, and a tale between written words. There is a tale whose ending isn’t set, but that tale can’t be told.

It hasn’t happened yet. )


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Author: [personal profile] lettered
Title: Never Get The Girls
Pairing(s): Angelus/William, Angel/Soulless!Spike, Angelus/Souled!Spike, Angel/Souled!Spike
Summary: Four scenes, very loosely linked, mostly by sex and violence.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Elements of non-con/dub-con, violence, violent sex, a distinct lack of lube at times, non-ritualized BDSM, cigarette burns, graphic description of burns, dirty talk, not just in the good way—I mean some really offensive language, daddy kink, rimming, oral sex, anal sex, knife play, blood, character death--not very central/graphic
Word Count: around 9,000
Author's Notes: Thank you to [personal profile] lynnenne for discussing ideas with me.

Please, please, please please do read the warnings.

Never Get the Girls )
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Title: They Don't Tell Us Anything
Characters: Gen. Sera Gamble, various writers, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, the Impala, and Sam's hair
Rating: PG-13, for swear words
Summary: This is how they wrote that episode, and what the actors thought when they saw the script. Can be read as sequel to Same As The Old Boss, but can be read independently as well.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga who deserves credit for the Impala and Sam's hair.

Not only is it not real, it’s not researched at all.

Contains spoilers for 7.07.

They Don't Tell Us Anything )
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Title: The Square Root of Negative One
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John, unrequited; John/Sarah
Rating: PG
Length: 1,500
Summary: Sherlock watches a kiss.
A/N: I actually posted this one year ago here for [livejournal.com profile] moony's Sherlock Kissing Meme. Someone very nice recced it recently, and um. I'd actually forgotten about it. So I cleaned it up and posted it here?

The Square Root of Negative One )
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Title: Before and After Standford
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
Pairing: Sam and Dean, even the gen is slashy, I don't know
Rating: PG-13? for language
Length: 3,700 words
Summary: This is a series of conversations. The beginning of each conversation is before Sam went to Stanford, the other half of each conversation is after Sam went to Stanford. It's like Good Idea/Bad Idea on Animaniacs, except with more Virginia Woolf and Metallica.
A/N: Owe so much to [personal profile] my_daroga that it's hard to believe it's mine.

Before and After Stanford )
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Title: Same As The Old Boss
Characters: Gen. Sera Gamble, Eric Kripke, McG, Ben Edlund, Robert Singer, various writers, Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13, for swear words
Length: 3,800 words
Summary: This fic is for any of you who ever wondered how this crazy show got so crazy. Writers and producers sit around hashing out what to do for season 7, and come up with (spoilers for 7.01). It's like meta, scrawled on the fourth wall.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga who deserves credit for Gamble’s position.

Not only is it not real, it’s not researched at all.

Contains spoilers for 7.01.

Same As the Old Boss )
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Title: Let’s Get Biblical
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
Pairing: mostly Sam, Dean, and Lucifer, the Bible, even the gen is slashy.
Rating: G?
Length: 2,500 words
Summary: Takes place during 5x22, “Swan Song”, when Lucifer possesses Sam’s body. Satan compares childhoods; Sam just wants him to go to hell.
A/N:

Includes the Bible (mostly KJV but some NIV, for the sake of clarity), lines from SPN 5x22, and a Donne reference I wish I could’ve taken further, but it just didn’t work out.

Let’s Get Biblical )
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Title: (You're Just) Too Good To Be True
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
Pairing: Sam, Dean, even the gen is slashy.
Rating: G
Length: 330 words
Summary: Takes place mid S6. Now that Sam has his soul back Dean can't stop looking at him.
A/N: I can't believe I wrote SPN fic.

If anyone random finds this please don't spoil me for the end of S6.

(You're Just) Too Good To Be True )
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Title: Five Ways Draco Malfoy Tops
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Harry/OMC (sort of)
Summary: Five different Draco Malfoys and five different ways he tops.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Anal sex, rimming, light bondage, bloodplay (not much), threesome (sort of), voyeurism, second person.
Epilogue compliant? Nope.
Word Count: Five parts at 500 words each
A/N: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] kjp_013 for the very quick read-through!

This is for you, [livejournal.com profile] vaysh11.

[livejournal.com profile] vaysh11 beta’ed some stuff for me quick a while back, and I wanted to write her fic to thank her. When I asked her what she wanted, she said, “I’d like to see you write Draco Malfoy topping.” To me . . . well, topping (or bottoming) doesn’t mean any one thing for any person, so I . . . suppose this is how I see Draco Malfoy topping.

I hope you like it anyway, [livejournal.com profile] vaysh11, and thanks for all your help.

Five Ways Draco Malfoy Tops )
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Title: Out In The Open
Length: about 3k
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Prompt: Harry/Draco - Post-Hogwarts - On the balcony at a Ministry party. Whether or not they're caught is up to you.
A/N: originally posted here at [livejournal.com profile] hd_birthdaybash

This is what happens when you procrastinate by thinking you'll write like maybe 500 words of smut. Oh well.

Out In The Open )
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Title: The Long Way
Rating: PG-13?
Word Count: around 400
Warnings: Er. Meta?
Summary: Er. More meta? Trying to get Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy together is like trying to get toothpaste back into the tube: it doesn’t fit and it’s messy when you try.
A/N: This was another fic I did for ldws. The prompt was "Unctuous Unction." I made some minor edits from the original version.

The Long Way )
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Title: Sex, Lies, and Veritaserum
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: dirty talk, fingering, anal sex, with mention/discussion of dominance, submission, felching, object insertion, food porn, exhibitionism, spanking, cross-dressing, and, I don’t know, throw in like a consensual orgy
Summary: This entire fic is one long conversation about sex.
A/N: -Thanks ever so to [livejournal.com profile] hereticalvision for the Brit pick and SPAG; all mistakes are mine

-There is potential gross-out; heed the warnings

-For me, this is a little like showing some sex toys I like. If you're here for the Schopenhauer come back next week.

Sex, Lies, and Veritaserum )
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Title: The Chicks'll Cream
Fandom: Grease, Grease 2
Rating: R, for language/implications
Length: 8K
Warnings: There's an element that might be racially or culturally offensive. I mean it as a commentary, but please let me know if it strikes the wrong note for anyone.
Characters: Danny Zuko, Johnny Nogerelli, Sandy Olsson (Danny/Sandy, past Johnny/Stephanie, Danny/Johnny implied)
Summary: Danny Zuko gets Johnny ready to be next head of the T-Birds. These are the missing scenes you've all been waiting for between Grease 1 and Grease 2.
A/N:
-[personal profile] stultiloquentia passed along word of More Joy Day, and I thought this would bring [personal profile] my_daroga joy. I also hope it will bring others joy, because it is the most ridiculous thing that has existed ever. I've also thought of you, [livejournal.com profile] crazydiamondsue, if you are reading this at all.

-The other thing responsible for this is an overwhelming affection for Adrian Zmed. I don't know what he's really like in person, but I do know when I see him on screen I just melt inside and want a puppy. T. J. Hooker, you inspire me.

The Chicks'll Cream )

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