forget your Unified Theory of Everything

Author: lettered
Title: Never Get The Girls
Pairing(s): Angelus/William, Angel/Soulless!Spike, Angelus/Souled!Spike, Angel/Souled!Spike
Summary: Four scenes, very loosely linked, mostly by sex and violence.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Elements of non-con/dub-con, violence, violent sex, a distinct lack of lube at times, non-ritualized BDSM, cigarette burns, graphic description of burns, dirty talk, not just in the good way—I mean some really offensive language, daddy kink, rimming, oral sex, anal sex, knife play, blood, character death--not very central/graphic
Word Count: around 9,000
Author's Notes: Thank you to lynnenne for discussing ideas with me.

Please, please, please please do read the warnings.

( Never Get the Girls )

Title: The Square Root of Negative One
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Pairing: Sherlock/John, unrequited; John/Sarah
Rating: PG
Length: 1,500
Summary: Sherlock watches a kiss.
A/N: I actually posted this one year ago here for moony's Sherlock Kissing Meme. Someone very nice recced it recently, and um. I'd actually forgotten about it. So I cleaned it up and posted it here?

( The Square Root of Negative One )

Title: Same As The Old Boss
Characters: Gen. Sera Gamble, Eric Kripke, McG, Ben Edlund, Robert Singer, various writers, Misha Collins, Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13, for swear words
Length: 3,800 words
Summary: This fic is for any of you who ever wondered how this crazy show got so crazy. Writers and producers sit around hashing out what to do for season 7, and come up with (spoilers for 7.01). It's like meta, scrawled on the fourth wall.
A/N: Thanks to my_daroga who deserves credit for Gamble’s position.

Not only is it not real, it’s not researched at all.

Contains spoilers for 7.01.

( Same As the Old Boss )

Title: (You're Just) Too Good To Be True
Fandom: SUPERNATURAL I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
Pairing: Sam, Dean, even the gen is slashy.
Rating: G
Length: 330 words
Summary: Takes place mid S6. Now that Sam has his soul back Dean can't stop looking at him.
A/N: I can't believe I wrote SPN fic.

If anyone random finds this please don't spoil me for the end of S6.

( (You're Just) Too Good To Be True )

Title: Out In The Open
Length: about 3k
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Prompt: Harry/Draco - Post-Hogwarts - On the balcony at a Ministry party. Whether or not they're caught is up to you.
A/N: originally posted here at hd_birthdaybash

This is what happens when you procrastinate by thinking you'll write like maybe 500 words of smut. Oh well.

( Out In The Open )

Title: Sex, Lies, and Veritaserum
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: dirty talk, fingering, anal sex, with mention/discussion of dominance, submission, felching, object insertion, food porn, exhibitionism, spanking, cross-dressing, and, I don’t know, throw in like a consensual orgy
Summary: This entire fic is one long conversation about sex.
A/N: -Thanks ever so to hereticalvision for the Brit pick and SPAG; all mistakes are mine

-There is potential gross-out; heed the warnings

-For me, this is a little like showing some sex toys I like. If you're here for the Schopenhauer come back next week.

( Sex, Lies, and Veritaserum )

Title: Nothing But What God Gave You
Fandom: BBC Sherlock
Word Count: ~2,300
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson pre-slash, I guess.
Characters: John, girl!Sherlock
Summary: Co-ed means compromise. Apparently.
A/N: Thanks ever so to fulselden for the Britpick (and spellcheck!). Also, I didn't believe in Sherlock-POV fic until I read wordstrings; doubtless she is an inspiration.

( Nothing But What God Gave You )

I banged this out in the last two hours. Some things I spend days and days and days on and pour my heart and soul in. In fact all of the fanfic I try to write these days is like that, which is why I never post any. So I made myself do this, and here are the results, all unfurnished. It was supposed to be a series of vignettes, but it got loooong.

Why am I writing BBC Sherlock fanfic? I don't even know.

Title: The Anatomical Difference
Word Count: ~2,000
Rating: PG
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson pre-slash, I guess.
Warning: genderswitch.
Characters: John, Sherlock, a girl named Mary
Summary: John broke up with his girlfriend. Sherlock doesn't comfort him.
A/N: edited Oct 9, 2010, with thanks to pandarus for the Brit-pick.

( The Anatomical Difference )

Title: When The Enterprise Had Kittens
Length: ~2,000
Rating: G
Summary: Kittens aboard the Enterprise.
A/N: Following in the vein of loving to see the subject of characters getting pets treated seriously, I bring you a fic inspired by this prompt on st_xi_kink. I wrote it in about an hour, which is sort of a record for me.

( When The Enterprise Had Kittens )

Title: Silver Tongues
Recipient: sugareey
Pairing/Threesome: Harry/Draco
Rating: R
Warnings: Power play, language . . . alliteration.
Word count: 2,150
A/N:

This is one of those experiment-y fics that does a lot with language and the way words work. As one reviewer pointed out, and like some of my other more "out there" fics, it gets rather wrapped up in the words so that I'm not sure all the stuff about characters that I wanted to tease out really got . . . teased out. I was trying to access some very real and creepy problems both Harry and Draco might have as a result of Voldemort insinuating so much of himself in both their lives in different ways. Not sure I succeeded, but I confess I am still rather happy with the way the words themselves went.

I wrote this for hds_beltane ficathon. stultiloquentia did my awesome beta, for which I thank her profusely. And I want to thank vaysh11 in particular for having a quote from my fic up on her journal for weeks, when she didn't even know I wrote it! I'm still working on that "coming out about Harry/Draco" I have listed on my user interests, but those of you involved have made it truly fun. So, thank you!

( Silver Tongues )