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Sooo . . . may I just say I'm a loser? I have so many things to read and people about whom I care very much who are all waiting on replies from me. I'm sorry. I'm afraid that instead of taking care of anything that matters in what spare time real life has afforded I've just been poking sticks at this porn. In my defense, I've had very very little spare time, and for those of you who haven't heard from me, it's not because I don't love you or care about what you do or don't think you're amazing and brilliant. Because I do. I'll get back to you soon, hopefully. ♥

In the meantime, porn.


Title: Relationship Risk Assessment and Research
Pairing: Tony/Pepper
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: dirty talk, a spreadsheet, a vibrator, anal play, an enema, a blow-job, snowballing, light bondage, light humiliation, felching, consent issues, sex scenes of epic length and unnecessary proportion, seriously, they’re too long, a kitten
Summary: Pepper’s trying to run a company, maintain a relationship, and still have her own life. Tony’s just trying to be a good person. AKA the one in which Tony won’t shut up about Pepper’s vagina and Pepper has a backstory.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga for listening, and [personal profile] jad and [personal profile] aki_hoshi for spreadsheet help.

This takes place directly after Action Items for the Morning After, but since it’s primarily PWP, you probably don’t really have to read that one to get this one. This occurs in the same universe as Responsible Science, but there aren’t many points of connection.

A/N2: This fic is sprawling and shapeless and bulky beyond all belief. And 50,000 words of basically PWP? It really should be cut and trimmed and fine-tuned, but I didn’t really write it to be a good story. I did it to let off a bunch of steam, and because serious stories I’m trying to write were stressing me out. I'm sure many people think that there should a hard line difference between "Stories" with a capital S and rambles that are a lot more like "here are my thoughts lemme show you them and god, isn't that hot?" But the problem is I have an easier time expressing my thoughts in the form of fiction. So I'm sort of sorry I called it a story. But sort of not because it's still a story, just not a very good one. So idk have fun.

Relationship Risk Assessment and Research
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Title: Hope Springs Eternal (But Love Springs in the Forest, Unannounced)
Author: Lettered
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: lots of dirty talk, really
Summary: Draco falls into a love spring. Harry saves him! And now they’re bonded for life. Draco is horrified. Harry thinks it’s kind of neat.
A/N: This was my fic for [community profile] reversathon. I went with this prompt: the crack-concept of secret, unintentional soul-bonding [handled] with some seriousness (just because you love someone doesn’t mean you don’t also hate them).

Hope Springs Eternal (But Love Springs in the Forest, Unannounced) )
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Title: Or Even Rearrange You
Rating: NC-17
Length: 11,000
Characters: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
Warning: lots of het sex?
Summary: Tony and Pepper negotiate the beginnings of a romantic relationship. With sex.
A/N: Thanks to [personal profile] my_daroga, for being interested.

If you want, this could be Tony/Pepper backstory for the series I’m writing, Responsible Science. Other than the fact that I wrote them with the same characterizations in mind, though, they have very little to do with each other.

This takes place right near the end of Iron Man 2.

Or Even Rearrange You )
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Title: The Eighth Tale
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: meta, sex, and sad (don’t say I didn’t warn you)
Summary: Draco Malfoy tries to fix the past, but instead mucks it up some more. For Harry, it all becomes quite clear.
A/N: Hahaha so, [personal profile] snickfic and [profile] shipsharry, if you end up reading this (don’t feel obliged), I bet you can guess what SPN author I was reading when I started this (thus the abuse of parentheticals). I’m so easily influenced.

I wrote this for [personal profile] curiouslyfic’s not-fic-athon. At more than ten thousand words, you might be saying, “That’s a fic!” However, you might also be glad I saved you the 70,000 words of meta, sex, and sad that would have happened had I wrote the “actual” fic.


The Eight Tale

There is a tale between every event that occurs, and a tale between written words. There is a tale whose ending isn’t set, but that tale can’t be told.

It hasn’t happened yet. )


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Title: The Way Down
Rating: this chapter, pg
Length: this chapter, 4.6K; whole fic: 70,000
Warnings: sex
Characters: Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny
Epilogue: not epilogue compliant
Summary: Malfoy’s all, “Come out of there,” the way you say to a cat who is badly behaved. And Harry’s all like, “No, what, I’m a hermit! And I have a chest-monster! And I am crazy magically powerful!” and Malfoy’s all, “We all have problems, bub.” (thoughtfully) “You are crazy though. I’ll give you that.”
A/N: Well, I finally posted it all. Thank you so, so much to everyone who helped me with this, including [livejournal.com profile] alaana_fair, [livejournal.com profile] kjp_013, [livejournal.com profile] lusiology, [livejournal.com profile] fat_teaspoon, [personal profile] bowdlerized, RR, and most of all, [livejournal.com profile] scabbyfish. I miss you, hon.

Thanks also to everyone who waited so long.

Go to: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8


Chapter 9 (end) )
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Title: The Way Down
Rating: this chapter, pg
Length: this chapter, 7.5K
Warnings: sex
Characters: Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny
Epilogue: not epilogue compliant
Summary: Malfoy’s all, “Come out of there,” the way you say to a cat who is badly behaved. And Harry’s all like, “No, what, I’m a hermit! And I have a chest-monster! And I am crazy magically powerful!” and Malfoy’s all, “We all have problems, bub.” (thoughtfully) “You are crazy though. I’ll give you that.”
A/N: I finished this last year, but felt something was wrong with the ending. Since then, [livejournal.com profile] kjp_013 (I think? It's been a really long time!) and [personal profile] bowdlerized and a friend, R, have all looked over it and offered various comments. Thanks so much to all of you.

Go to: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9


Chapter 8 )

Go to: Chapter 9
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Author: [personal profile] lettered
Title: Never Get The Girls
Pairing(s): Angelus/William, Angel/Soulless!Spike, Angelus/Souled!Spike, Angel/Souled!Spike
Summary: Four scenes, very loosely linked, mostly by sex and violence.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Elements of non-con/dub-con, violence, violent sex, a distinct lack of lube at times, non-ritualized BDSM, cigarette burns, graphic description of burns, dirty talk, not just in the good way—I mean some really offensive language, daddy kink, rimming, oral sex, anal sex, knife play, blood, character death--not very central/graphic
Word Count: around 9,000
Author's Notes: Thank you to [personal profile] lynnenne for discussing ideas with me.

Please, please, please please do read the warnings.

Never Get the Girls )
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Reveals are up at [community profile] hd_holidays, and [personal profile] melusinahp wrote Luck of the Devil for me. I loved this fic, a lot a lot, and it was cool to find out someone I already know wrote it!

I did this:

Author: [personal profile] lettered
Recipient: [personal profile] mahaliem
Title: The Boy Who Only Lived Twice
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, background Ron/Hermione
Summary: Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Fingering, anal sex, a blow-job
Epilogue compliant? Nay.
Word Count: 56,000. Sorry!
Author's Notes: Lots and lots of thank yous to [personal profile] kjp_013, who beta'ed very fast without a whole lot of notice. This fic was inspired by Go Your Own Way (here on LJ or here on AO3), a Bruce Wayne/Commissioner Jim Gordon fic I wrote in November, 2009. I think they are two very different fics--not just due to the different universes, but really different plots and characters and ultimately, themes, but I do kind of think of both stories as two plants that grew from one (really crazy, possibly evil) seed.


...Now I have a whole lot of posts to make about writerly style and guessing polls and writing process and fests. If only I had twenty million hours of time to set aside for fandom...
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Title: Sick of Shadows
Rating: this chapter PG, overall NC-17 for explicit sex
Length: this is half a chapter. See this note, which explains why you're getting half a chapter.
Characters: Margaret Hale/John Thornton
Summary: Margaret and Mr. Thornton gradually get to know each other better. With conversation, balls, politics, and Fanny.
A/N: 1. Much thanks to [personal profile] hl, who made this fic better than it was. I think she had some advice here that was way better than I made it. But hey.

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9a | Chapter 10? | Chapter 11? | Chapter 12?

Chapter Nine A )
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Title: Five Ways Draco Malfoy Tops
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Harry/OMC (sort of)
Summary: Five different Draco Malfoys and five different ways he tops.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Anal sex, rimming, light bondage, bloodplay (not much), threesome (sort of), voyeurism, second person.
Epilogue compliant? Nope.
Word Count: Five parts at 500 words each
A/N: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] kjp_013 for the very quick read-through!

This is for you, [livejournal.com profile] vaysh11.

[livejournal.com profile] vaysh11 beta’ed some stuff for me quick a while back, and I wanted to write her fic to thank her. When I asked her what she wanted, she said, “I’d like to see you write Draco Malfoy topping.” To me . . . well, topping (or bottoming) doesn’t mean any one thing for any person, so I . . . suppose this is how I see Draco Malfoy topping.

I hope you like it anyway, [livejournal.com profile] vaysh11, and thanks for all your help.

Five Ways Draco Malfoy Tops )
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Title: Sick of Shadows
Rating: most chapters PG, overall NC-17 for explicit sex
Length: INCOMPLETE. Overall probably 110 K. 65 K posted so far
Characters: Margaret Hale/John Thornton
Summary: Margaret and Mr. Thornton gradually get to know each other better. With conversation, balls, politics, and Fanny.
A/N: Much thanks to [personal profile] hl, who made this fic better than it was. Thanks to kleindog at C-19 for the beta on the first four chapters.

Constructive criticism is welcome.


Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9? | Chapter 10? | Chapter 11? | Chapter 12?

This is a work in progress. While I think there may be about twelve chapters, it is subject to change.
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Title: Sick of Shadows
Rating: this chapter PG, overall NC-17 for explicit sex
Length: this chapter 7 K, overall probably 110 K. 80 K written so far
Characters: Margaret Hale/John Thornton
Summary: Margaret and Mr. Thornton gradually get to know each other better. With conversation, balls, politics, and Fanny.
A/N: 1. Much thanks to [personal profile] hl, who made this fic better than it was. Sorry for the wait on this chapter.

Constructive criticism is welcome.

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9? | Chapter 10? | Chapter 11? | Chapter 12?

Chapter Eight )
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Title: The Way Down
Rating: this chapter, pg
Length: this chapter, 9K, 70K overall
Warnings: later, there is sex, but not much violence.
Characters: Harry/Draco, past Harry/Ginny
Epilogue: not epilogue compliant
Summary: Malfoy’s all, “Come out of there,” the way you say to a cat who is badly behaved. And Harry’s all like, “No, what, I’m a hermit! And I have a chest-monster! And I am crazy magically powerful!” and Malfoy’s all, “We all have problems, bub.” (thoughtfully) “You are crazy though. I’ll give you that.”
A/N: -Thanks to [personal profile] kjp_013 for the quick beta.

-Constructive criticism is more than welcome.

Go to: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9


Chapter 7 )

Go to: Chapter 8
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Title: Out In The Open
Length: about 3k
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Prompt: Harry/Draco - Post-Hogwarts - On the balcony at a Ministry party. Whether or not they're caught is up to you.
A/N: originally posted here at [livejournal.com profile] hd_birthdaybash

This is what happens when you procrastinate by thinking you'll write like maybe 500 words of smut. Oh well.

Out In The Open )
lettered: (Default)
Title: Sick of Shadows
Rating: this chapter PG, overall NC-17 for explicit sex
Length: this chapter 7 K, overall probably 110 K. 80 K written so far
Characters: Margaret Hale/John Thornton
Summary: Margaret and Mr. Thornton gradually get to know each other better. With conversation, balls, politics, and Fanny.
A/N: Sooooo much thanks to [personal profile] hl, who made this fic better than it was.

Constructive criticism is welcome.

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9? | Chapter 10? | Chapter 11? | Chapter 12?

Chapter Seven )
lettered: (Default)
Title: Sick of Shadows
Rating: this chapter PG, overall NC-17 for explicit sex
Length: this chapter 7 K, overall probably 110 K. 80 K written so far
Characters: Margaret Hale/John Thornton
Summary: Margaret and Mr. Thornton gradually get to know each other better. With conversation, balls, politics, and Fanny.
A/N: Sooooo much thanks to [personal profile] hl, who made this fic better than it was.

Constructive criticism is welcome.

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9? | Chapter 10? | Chapter 11? | Chapter 12?


Chapter Six )
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Title: Sex, Lies, and Veritaserum
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Warnings: dirty talk, fingering, anal sex, with mention/discussion of dominance, submission, felching, object insertion, food porn, exhibitionism, spanking, cross-dressing, and, I don’t know, throw in like a consensual orgy
Summary: This entire fic is one long conversation about sex.
A/N: -Thanks ever so to [livejournal.com profile] hereticalvision for the Brit pick and SPAG; all mistakes are mine

-There is potential gross-out; heed the warnings

-For me, this is a little like showing some sex toys I like. If you're here for the Schopenhauer come back next week.

Sex, Lies, and Veritaserum )
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Title: Girls Are Great
Fandom: Star Trek (probably XI), Kirk/Girl!Spock, Uhura
Disclaimer: ST isn’t mine. There’s one line from Wikipedia and several choice phrases by [livejournal.com profile] stultiloquentia in here.
Rating: NC-17, for explicit sex, and very dirty talk
Warnings: Porn. Meta. Porn.
Summary: Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.

part 1
Girls Are Great part 2 )
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Title: Girls Are Great
Fandom: Star Trek XI, Kirk/Girl!Spock, Uhura
Disclaimer: ST isn’t mine. There’s one line from Wikipedia and several choice phrases by [livejournal.com profile] stultiloquentia in here.
Rating: NC-17, for explicit sex, and very dirty talk
Warnings: Porn. Meta. Porn.
Summary: Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.
A/N: Many thanks to [livejournal.com profile] my_daroga, for reactions and encouragement, and [livejournal.com profile] stultiloquentia, for advice/ideas and encouragement.

Originally posted the first part of this anonymously for this prompt. I stopped when I realized just how many issues I had with what I wrote. So I added meta to the porn. Then wrote more porn.

I just have to say before I click the button that this is by far the porniest and most ridiculous thing I have ever shared with anyone ever. Anonymous commenting is always allowed in this journal.

Girls Are Great part 1 )

Continued in part two
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I'm very embarrassed about this. I wrote (Batman) Bruce Wayne/Gordon fanfic, set in Nolan's verse, after The Dark Knight. It's here: Go Your Own Way. It's finished, novella length. Only couple chapters are posted, but updates will be frequent.

I mean that's bad enough, but mostly it's smut. It's porn with lots and lots of daddy kink. Porn written less to the characters and more to my one lizard brain iron clad kink, which is dirty talk. So lots and lots of dirty talk. You shouldn't read it if you don't like those things.

That's embarrassing enough too, but ever since [livejournal.com profile] femmenerd's Lizard Brain Confessional I've been convinced that my lizard brain is . . . uh, less cerebral than other people's, for lack of a better term. Some of this smut has introspection, but if we're talking kink what really does it for me is people saying the same horribly filthy things over and over again with only slight variations.

Making excuses for my behavior. . . )

Give it a try if you're interested. And then please tell me why I could never write anything this crazy and be so blasé for Jossverse or Harry/Draco.

Also, I started another fic which I'm less embarrassed about, and so don't feel like I need to go on and on to excuse myself: In Hiding. It was/is my attempt at "serious" (Batman) Bruce/Gordon, examining issues, that sort of thing. WIP, dunno if I'll ever write more than just what's there. For all that it's "serious" it was still a spur of the moment, not a lot invested type deal. Haven't been able to work on it, since the crack ATE MY BRAIN. At least it's not smutty.

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