forget your Unified Theory of Everything

Reveals are up at hd_holidays, and melusinahp wrote Luck of the Devil for me. I loved this fic, a lot a lot, and it was cool to find out someone I already know wrote it!

I did this:

Author: lettered
Recipient: mahaliem
Title: The Boy Who Only Lived Twice
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, background Ron/Hermione
Summary: Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Fingering, anal sex, a blow-job
Epilogue compliant? Nay.
Word Count: 56,000. Sorry!
Author's Notes: Lots and lots of thank yous to kjp_013, who beta'ed very fast without a whole lot of notice. This fic was inspired by Go Your Own Way (here on LJ or here on AO3), a Bruce Wayne/Commissioner Jim Gordon fic I wrote in November, 2009. I think they are two very different fics--not just due to the different universes, but really different plots and characters and ultimately, themes, but I do kind of think of both stories as two plants that grew from one (really crazy, possibly evil) seed.


...Now I have a whole lot of posts to make about writerly style and guessing polls and writing process and fests. If only I had twenty million hours of time to set aside for fandom...

Title: Five Ways Draco Malfoy Tops
Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Harry/OMC (sort of)
Summary: Five different Draco Malfoys and five different ways he tops.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Anal sex, rimming, light bondage, bloodplay (not much), threesome (sort of), voyeurism, second person.
Epilogue compliant? Nope.
Word Count: Five parts at 500 words each
A/N: Thank you to kjp_013 for the very quick read-through!

This is for you, vaysh11.

vaysh11 beta’ed some stuff for me quick a while back, and I wanted to write her fic to thank her. When I asked her what she wanted, she said, “I’d like to see you write Draco Malfoy topping.” To me . . . well, topping (or bottoming) doesn’t mean any one thing for any person, so I . . . suppose this is how I see Draco Malfoy topping.

I hope you like it anyway, vaysh11, and thanks for all your help.

( Five Ways Draco Malfoy Tops )

Title: Sick of Shadows
Rating: this chapter PG, overall NC-17 for explicit sex
Length: this chapter 7 K, overall probably 110 K. 80 K written so far
Characters: Margaret Hale/John Thornton
Summary: Margaret and Mr. Thornton gradually get to know each other better. With conversation, balls, politics, and Fanny.
A/N: 1. Much thanks to hl, who made this fic better than it was. Sorry for the wait on this chapter.

Constructive criticism is welcome.

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9? | Chapter 10? | Chapter 11? | Chapter 12?

( Chapter Eight )

Title: Out In The Open
Length: about 3k
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Prompt: Harry/Draco - Post-Hogwarts - On the balcony at a Ministry party. Whether or not they're caught is up to you.
A/N: originally posted here at hd_birthdaybash

This is what happens when you procrastinate by thinking you'll write like maybe 500 words of smut. Oh well.

( Out In The Open )

Title: Sick of Shadows
Rating: this chapter PG, overall NC-17 for explicit sex
Length: this chapter 7 K, overall probably 110 K. 80 K written so far
Characters: Margaret Hale/John Thornton
Summary: Margaret and Mr. Thornton gradually get to know each other better. With conversation, balls, politics, and Fanny.
A/N: Sooooo much thanks to hl, who made this fic better than it was.

Constructive criticism is welcome.

Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 6 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 | Chapter 9? | Chapter 10? | Chapter 11? | Chapter 12?


( Chapter Six )

Title: Girls Are Great
Fandom: Star Trek (probably XI), Kirk/Girl!Spock, Uhura
Disclaimer: ST isn’t mine. There’s one line from Wikipedia and several choice phrases by stultiloquentia in here.
Rating: NC-17, for explicit sex, and very dirty talk
Warnings: Porn. Meta. Porn.
Summary: Girl gets off. Girl thinks about getting off. Girl gets off again. Girl just happens to be Spock, who used to be a guy.

part 1
( Girls Are Great part 2 )

I'm very embarrassed about this. I wrote (Batman) Bruce Wayne/Gordon fanfic, set in Nolan's verse, after The Dark Knight. It's here: Go Your Own Way. It's finished, novella length. Only couple chapters are posted, but updates will be frequent.

I mean that's bad enough, but mostly it's smut. It's porn with lots and lots of daddy kink. Porn written less to the characters and more to my one lizard brain iron clad kink, which is dirty talk. So lots and lots of dirty talk. You shouldn't read it if you don't like those things.

That's embarrassing enough too, but ever since femmenerd's Lizard Brain Confessional I've been convinced that my lizard brain is . . . uh, less cerebral than other people's, for lack of a better term. Some of this smut has introspection, but if we're talking kink what really does it for me is people saying the same horribly filthy things over and over again with only slight variations.

( Making excuses for my behavior. . . )

Give it a try if you're interested. And then please tell me why I could never write anything this crazy and be so blasé for Jossverse or Harry/Draco.

Also, I started another fic which I'm less embarrassed about, and so don't feel like I need to go on and on to excuse myself: In Hiding. It was/is my attempt at "serious" (Batman) Bruce/Gordon, examining issues, that sort of thing. WIP, dunno if I'll ever write more than just what's there. For all that it's "serious" it was still a spur of the moment, not a lot invested type deal. Haven't been able to work on it, since the crack ATE MY BRAIN. At least it's not smutty.

On some levels this fic is total AU crack, dark!fic, h/c, purple prose, shipper!psychosis you might read with some shame. On other levels there's the male protagonist who will never be a good guy, who has a darkness and violence in him he can never dispell completely--who hates himself for it, guilts over it, and doesn't even exactly know how to be good enough to even dream of redemption. And the strong, albeit innocent (somewhat) female who seekens to lighten his darkness with her brilliance, despite demons of her own. Because she's the kind that will stand on the hill and ask him, "what about me?" right before it begins to snow. Aww! *wipes tears* I do like this story, even if it is a bit repetitive and heavy handed at times. And crack.

MOVIEVERSE X-MEN (written pre-X-Men2 and X-Men3. Though that hardly matters because, AU.)
Title: Animal Behavior
Length: 20 chapters (short novel length)
Status: COMPLETE
Rating: NC-17, for sex and situations
Pairing: Logan/Marie (Wolverine/Rogue)
Summary: complete AU. Logan and Marie are Stryker's lab rats, nearly stripped of humanity. Later, they meet again and make some attempts to reclaim it.
A/N: The premise for this AU belongs entirely to jjblazer, from her fic, The Cell. The concept was used with her permission.

This was originally posted several years ago at the DDFH W/R Yahoo! Group under the pen name Moswen (len).

Go to: the first chapter

Go to: all twenty chapters

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Does anyone know anything about X-Men fandom or Wolverine/Rogue fandom on livejournal? The archive to which this was posted is defunct. I would like to post this to a comm or something, if only for posterity's sake.

Title: Conceit(s)
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: B/A. Very B/A, except it's all about Spike. The ending is B/A/S.
Summary: This used to be titled, "5 Ways Those Bluggy Birds Never Shagged", but Spike decided to make it eponymous.
A/N: Warning for experimentation with style, POV, voice, and uh, reality. Take it with a grain of salt, I guess.

Part of the IWRY Fic Marathon.
With love, for chrisleeoctaves

( Conceit(s) )

Title: Five Ways NFA Probably Didn’t End
Rating: NC-17, I think.
Warnings: Sex, violence, sex and violence, weirdly kinky in a place or two. Er, and some parts may be sad.
Length: 5 parts, at 2,000+ words each? But you can read it in one sitting, honestly.
Disclaimer: Warren Zevon, I don’t know how it happened. "Dollfull" is a word coined by Thomas Pynchon. ETA: I'm such a ditz: a phrase is ruthlessly stolen from Homer (not Simpson), also.
Summary: Ensemble, with focus on Angel, Connor, Spike, Buffy, and Dawn.
A/N: This is another one of those nutty fics from me. So, even though I'm all nervous and stuff, entirely open to constructive criticism. Not sure some of the things works in here.

On that note, thanks to a2zmom for giving it a couple reads through and the firm nod of "yes." I love you for that. Oh, and for putting up with my indecisiveness. And...other things ;o)

( Five Ways NFA Probably Didn't End )

Continued here.