Okay so I've read this like...a stupid number of times. It hits every single one of my buttons, including buttons I didn't realize I even had. The meta makes it even sexier. I realize that fandom writers don't write porn -- even truly awesome porn -- specifically for the purpose of expanding their readers' fantasy lives? That in fact it is sort of creepy to explicitly acknowledge that it happens? But I gotta tell you: you did it anyway, which I think is pretty baller. and you did it in character and you did it SMART. so you ought to know that you have, in the course of writing smart, hot fiction, incidentally improved the sex lives of strangers. THANKS.