Oh yeah? Well, your father smelt of elderberries!
What? You said you wouldn't try to call our mothers hampsters? Oops. Sorry, my bad.

And I really admire your con crit philosophy. I wouldn't even want con crit from someone who didn't think my fic was worth reading, or from someone who didn't have the same or similar taste in fic as me. So bravo for being arrogant and selfish, in my opinion, it makes the fandom world a kinder place.

BTW, I find your essay-like posts to be quite entertaining and thought provoking, so I'm going to friend you now so I can keep up with them.