I don't even get it when fic writers say Angel has full lips and soft pillowy breasts. Okay, so they DON'T say the breasts thing, but they do say the lips thing - which is oddly feminine and freaks me out!

And I'm not sure I'm a good enough writer to write good bad!fic. Maybe really horrible bad!fic that's also funny, but not the good kind. Mostly cause I'm kind of a fic snob (but I love yours!).