because there just aren't many posts that manage to cover the House of Pies, cows snorfling at your nethers and onomatopoeia (don't ask me if it's spelled right). I am consumed with the Rodeo/You love in all it's tacky splendor. Ain't that America. *sigh*

I'm intrigued by collaboration but loathe to try it because I have to be in control. I'm also not consistent with fanfic writing; I'm very 'on- again, off-again' and I would hate to do that to a partner. *pokes unfinished C/A*