The sickness of your mind is plenty entertaining, so I don't think any of us mind.

CYA = Choose Your Author. First everyone signs up with a profile about what they typically write, and what they think they could write, and then those were all posted (minus names) and people then posted requests, pointed at specific author profiles on the basis of "it sounds like this person would care about my pairing/do it justice." Fun times.

Tostitos!