My soul twin Sue sent me this way, and I'm SO glad she did. There is simply not enough Nicky RPS in the fandom.

“No way,” Nick says as the elevator doors close, “in front of a camera, you get that smarmy smile, that smirky thing you seem to think is so sexy, that makes you look like a big cheese, like grade A gouda.”

I think I just fell in love with you.