Fic Meme

[lettered]

I have no idea why I want so badly to do this meme all of a sudden. Possibly because I am writing two fics right now I never, ever thought I'd write. And I want to hide from them some more.

Name or describe a few fics you think I will never, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

P.s. Yes, I am sick! But getting better.

Comments

[minim_calibre]

"Tripper, Wood, and Snow" the wacky NC-17 curtainfic OT3 adventures of Connor, Cordelia, and Fred.

[terilyn4.livejournal.com]

come up with something so sick you wouldn't write it? thats next to impossible I think but I'm gonna try

Lorne and Gunn become lovers, his green compliments Gunn's black

Cordy meets Dru's Chaos Demon, falls for him and runs away with him never to be seen again

Dru turns Lindsay and starts a new family with him and Spike

[samsom.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm feeling evil.

From Beauty & The Beast:

Katherine/Father

or

Vincent/Father

Erik/Meg's momma. The dance instructor. Can't remember her name.

*hangs head*

[my_daroga]

I could be fun and suggest something so out there it's fun to write.

Or I could be really mean and ask you to write something I think you should, but haven't. Like... Erik/Persian fic. Or...

Erik/Spike.

Diana/Gilbert (now that's just low!)

[jgracio.livejournal.com]

Xander has superpowers and guns and goes around killing all supernatural baddies. :D

Buffy is a maid in pre-Revolution France.

Giles is an old rock star and Willow is his young groupie.

Angel buys a puppie?

Spike decides boyband pop music is the new hip thing and remakes his image?

Buffy and Angel realize it'll never work between them. :D

Also, hope you get well soon. :)

[seraphcelene]

OMG! I just read the other suggestions and I am killed dead! Your friends are crazy, yo! Cuh-razy! I'm going to be *really* tame and opt for Firefly, post-Serenity Mal/Zoe (if you've seen Serenity).

Also.

curtain fic? I never knew that's what it's called. I want Bad!Curtain! Buffy/Angel, married with a baby and Spike is the godfather.

Knowing you, these will be slam bang amazing if you decide to write something. You got it like that, you know?! And after Pretty Screams in Paradise I wonder if there's anything you won't tackle thematically ... and then to make it so shiny and pretty. yup. uh huh!

go forth and write.

[imnotacommittee.livejournal.com]

SoM, of course -

Georg/young Maria (squick!!!)

Rev. Mother/Captain

Frau Schmidt/Herr Zeller

and Film Noir Frieda doin' the airplane. Oh, wait. I think you already did that.

Hope you're feeling better!