Directed here by a comment on Buttfacemakani's page. I must say this makes a much better point than the real epilogue. I was so annoyed after having read it because all I could think was "Holy - Gryffindors are still a bunch of self-important prats. They're no better than the freaking Slytherins, who are supposedly the arrogant ones." Even with Harry's statement about Snape being "brave," I still got the impression that he felt the majority of the House were worthless. I really can't stand the fact that everyone tries to act like Slytherin's the designated House of evil. The other Houses have some jerks too. It seemed like JK intended for a lesson to have been learned but she kind of skimped on the details.

And wtf is up with those names? Albus Severus, another James, another Lily (not to mention Hugo and young Scorpius). Are these children not allowed any identity of their own? Jesus, imagine having to live the rest of their lives with the names and accomplishments of a bunch of dead people heaped on their shoulders.