This is amazing. It articulates my feelings about the epilogue (although for the less eloquent me, it was basically "creeeeepppyyy") and is so amazingly written. I literally have goosebumps.

And the sad thing is? All the next-generation kids are more fleshed out here than in the actual epilogue. The sadder thing? Harry is more in character here than in the actual epilogue. 0_o Great job. (Also, I adore the title.)