*falls over* OMG There so should be a crack! fic about this! It would totally pwn!
Draco: But Muuuum! It would make me look too wan and sickly! I refuse to look like I'm about to keel over on my wedding day! Besides Harry's hair is the perfect black to offset all that white! Even if he has no business wearing such a virginal colour *wink wink*
Harry & Narcissa stage whisper: So freaking gay
Draco: What was that? Did you just say-
Narcissa: Oh nothing, poppet!
Draco: I distinctly heard someone mention something about-
Narcissa: Look, Draco, here comes-
Draco: Ooh! *claps hands* Is it-
Harry: Something sweet
Narcissa: Something shiny
Lucius: Something that would end this horrific gay love fest and/or at least strike me blind? What? I thought I was being rather helpful here!
AND OMG Peacock! Naricissa and Bella plus Ugly Duckling Andromeda! *laughs* There should be a comic about that somewhere! *rolls around laughing*
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Draco: But Muuuum! It would make me look too wan and sickly! I refuse to look like I'm about to keel over on my wedding day! Besides Harry's hair is the perfect black to offset all that white! Even if he has no business wearing such a virginal colour *wink wink*
Harry & Narcissa stage whisper: So freaking gay
Draco: What was that? Did you just say-
Narcissa: Oh nothing, poppet!
Draco: I distinctly heard someone mention something about-
Narcissa: Look, Draco, here comes-
Draco: Ooh! *claps hands* Is it-
Harry: Something sweet
Narcissa: Something shiny
Lucius: Something that would end this horrific gay love fest and/or at least strike me blind? What? I thought I was being rather helpful here!
AND OMG Peacock! Naricissa and Bella plus Ugly Duckling Andromeda! *laughs* There should be a comic about that somewhere! *rolls around laughing*