Draco: But, Harry! Don't you see? It explains so much! I mean I might be gay but even I know I've a bit extra in the dramatic flair department. And Mum's always a bit more refined, Dad's the extravagant one! Harry: *coughs* Really? I hadn't noticed... Draco: Oh shut it, you! Anyway, I am so glad. A lot of my childhood makes sense now. Harry: *wisely keeps mum* Draco: You know from the age of five 'til I was about ten I was convinced I had two mothers? *laughs* You should've seen the look on the Minister's face when I grabbed my dad by his hair during one of his parties and bawled about how I didn't understand why my mummy was spending all night talking to this fat walrus man who smelled like eggs!
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Draco: But, Harry! Don't you see? It explains so much! I mean I might be gay but even I know I've a bit extra in the dramatic flair department. And Mum's always a bit more refined, Dad's the extravagant one!
Harry: *coughs* Really? I hadn't noticed...
Draco: Oh shut it, you! Anyway, I am so glad. A lot of my childhood makes sense now.
Harry: *wisely keeps mum*
Draco: You know from the age of five 'til I was about ten I was convinced I had two mothers? *laughs* You should've seen the look on the Minister's face when I grabbed my dad by his hair during one of his parties and bawled about how I didn't understand why my mummy was spending all night talking to this fat walrus man who smelled like eggs!