this is kinda off topic... but number 2 made me think of this (2) The Gwenyth Paltrow Emma versus the Kate Beckinsale one (*waves flag for latter*))

did you every watch Much Ado About Nothing? whenever i hear Kate's name, that is always one of the first things i think about. plus it always makes me giggle a little to see so many big name actors in it... it's rather enjoyable! and... though not the Emma you are talking about... gotta love Emma Thompson in it... her speech at the end to Benedick about killing someone for her... gah!