Okay, newest prompt response is here. It's 66 words or so over limit, but I COULD NOT CUT IT!! Dude, I spent all day trying to cut it and for every word I took out, added like five more. I finally gave in because finally, finally, it's something that I like. So, Yay for that.

Your new prompt is:

Half the time the world is ending

No restrictions. Use it as you see fit.