Hey, so. It kinda feels like we're distant friends, since we're both friends with my_daroga? But we're not actually friends? But let's be friends anyway? Hoorah?

Anyway, she linked to this a bit back, and I hadn't read Twilight at the time, and I thought it was hilarious, but it also kind of inspired me to go ahead and read Twilight, and now it's more hilarious, especially the dazzling/sparkly part, zomg.

Uhh. Yeah. Hi!?!