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Headers. When it comes to headers and me, I think there are issues of . . . self-sabotage. Don't get me wrong. I love to talk about me. I love to talk about how great I am. Me me me all the time all day! But when I do talk about how great I think I am, it's usually with a kind of sarcastic self-condemnation of my own arrogance; witness the previous line.
So when it comes to saying, "here, I did this thing; it's good; you should try it," I . . . don't do that. I'll say that I'm very happy with a story or really proud, but I probably won't say I think a story I wrote is good or that you should read it. I probably won't do it even if I know you really well. It's not that I don't think I write good stories (c.f. above, re: me me me!); I just feel like a dick if I talk about it.
What does this have to do with headers? Well, headers are about selling your fic, imo. They're about saying, "You should read me. Here's why!" And I just . . . can't do that very well unless I'm being tongue and cheek about it.
It's gotten much worse. I used to be able to name fics things like, "Bodiless Among The Bodies." Now it's Lady Gaga and text speak all the time. If I can make a dumb pun out of a title I probably will.
It's even worse with summaries, though. For The Boy Who Only Lived Twice, it took so much self-control not to make the summary, "SECRET AGENTS". Yep. That was my whole summary. And then I switched it to, "Potter. Harry Potter. Is an Unspeakable, and Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities! Celebrities! Spies! Supermodels! It's all right here, folks. Except for Bond girls. Unless you count Draco Malfoy as a Bond girl. And a flying Bond car. It doesn't have that, either. But if I had thought of a flying Bond car before writing this summary, I would have put in a flying Bond car. That's just the kind of fic this is." That . . . seriously was the summary. I thought it was hilarious.![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
my_daroga didn't think it was hilarious. So I cut it down.
For Hope Has Wings (But Faith Has A Broadsword) my summary was, "Faith has wings." ...Yup. I had to force myself to write more, but could I force myself to write, "This is a fic about sin and redemption, in which wings are explored as a mechanism of metaphysical questioning."? No. Sounds pretentious. What was I suppose to do, anyway?
I think, too, that people want different things from their summaries than I want from mine. The thing that makes me look at a fic, without knowing the author or having seen any recs, is whether the fic is doing a trope I like. If your summary is, "De-aging. Re-aging. Porn." I will read your fic no matter what. I don't want the frills. If a fic doesn't have easily identifiable tropes, then I want the absolute simplest explanation possible. I want this:
VI, bykita0610
Wesley muses. Angel has sex with everyone in the universe. Sort of. Rated Hard R for violence and disturbing imagery.
I read that summary and I go: I like musing. I like Angel being a slut. Sometimes disturbing imagery is okay; also, this person is obviously hilarious, makes no pretenses, and isn't trying to sell me anything. SOLD!
I had a conversation withmy_daroga about this, and she clued me into the fact that lots of people probably don't want the same kind of summaries that I do. Like, they want to actually know what the fic is about, or something? I don't know. I will totally read sad, dark things and love them, but when I run across a really sad, dark summary, that's poetic and heart-rending, what I generally think is, "This person wants me to think this is poetic and heart-rending. Next!" or "Doesn't know how to write a pithy summary and is therefore no good. Next!" These judgments are obviously horrendous and not true. I don't know what my problem is!
But anyway, here we go:
Do you have trouble writing summaries of your fic/fanwork? Why?
What's the best summary you've written?
What's the worst?
Have you written a summary that people disagreed with? What was it? Why did they disagree?
What do you look for in a fic/fanwork summary?
What's a fic/fanwork summary that's likely to turn you away? (You don't have to quote one, just state the elements)
Do you have any favorite fic summaries?
For answering with ease!
So when it comes to saying, "here, I did this thing; it's good; you should try it," I . . . don't do that. I'll say that I'm very happy with a story or really proud, but I probably won't say I think a story I wrote is good or that you should read it. I probably won't do it even if I know you really well. It's not that I don't think I write good stories (c.f. above, re: me me me!); I just feel like a dick if I talk about it.
What does this have to do with headers? Well, headers are about selling your fic, imo. They're about saying, "You should read me. Here's why!" And I just . . . can't do that very well unless I'm being tongue and cheek about it.
It's gotten much worse. I used to be able to name fics things like, "Bodiless Among The Bodies." Now it's Lady Gaga and text speak all the time. If I can make a dumb pun out of a title I probably will.
It's even worse with summaries, though. For The Boy Who Only Lived Twice, it took so much self-control not to make the summary, "SECRET AGENTS". Yep. That was my whole summary. And then I switched it to, "Potter. Harry Potter. Is an Unspeakable, and Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities! Celebrities! Spies! Supermodels! It's all right here, folks. Except for Bond girls. Unless you count Draco Malfoy as a Bond girl. And a flying Bond car. It doesn't have that, either. But if I had thought of a flying Bond car before writing this summary, I would have put in a flying Bond car. That's just the kind of fic this is." That . . . seriously was the summary. I thought it was hilarious.
my_daroga didn't think it was hilarious. So I cut it down.For Hope Has Wings (But Faith Has A Broadsword) my summary was, "Faith has wings." ...Yup. I had to force myself to write more, but could I force myself to write, "This is a fic about sin and redemption, in which wings are explored as a mechanism of metaphysical questioning."? No. Sounds pretentious. What was I suppose to do, anyway?
I think, too, that people want different things from their summaries than I want from mine. The thing that makes me look at a fic, without knowing the author or having seen any recs, is whether the fic is doing a trope I like. If your summary is, "De-aging. Re-aging. Porn." I will read your fic no matter what. I don't want the frills. If a fic doesn't have easily identifiable tropes, then I want the absolute simplest explanation possible. I want this:
VI, by
kita0610Wesley muses. Angel has sex with everyone in the universe. Sort of. Rated Hard R for violence and disturbing imagery.
I read that summary and I go: I like musing. I like Angel being a slut. Sometimes disturbing imagery is okay; also, this person is obviously hilarious, makes no pretenses, and isn't trying to sell me anything. SOLD!
I had a conversation with
my_daroga about this, and she clued me into the fact that lots of people probably don't want the same kind of summaries that I do. Like, they want to actually know what the fic is about, or something? I don't know. I will totally read sad, dark things and love them, but when I run across a really sad, dark summary, that's poetic and heart-rending, what I generally think is, "This person wants me to think this is poetic and heart-rending. Next!" or "Doesn't know how to write a pithy summary and is therefore no good. Next!" These judgments are obviously horrendous and not true. I don't know what my problem is!But anyway, here we go:
Do you have trouble writing summaries of your fic/fanwork? Why?
What's the best summary you've written?
What's the worst?
Have you written a summary that people disagreed with? What was it? Why did they disagree?
What do you look for in a fic/fanwork summary?
What's a fic/fanwork summary that's likely to turn you away? (You don't have to quote one, just state the elements)
Do you have any favorite fic summaries?
For answering with ease!
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I suck at writing summaries. I always want to write too much. I'm gradually getting better at it but it's a slow process.
What's the best summary you've written? I'm probably getting closer with the chapter summaries in If Not You at the moment.
What's the worst? The general story summary for If Not You on FF.net. I just don't have anything better to replace it with.
Have you written a summary that people disagreed with? What was it? Why did they disagree? Not that anyone's said to me.
What do you look for in a fic/fanwork summary? I want it to tell me why I might be interested in the fic.
What's a fic/fanwork summary that's likely to turn you away? Something that uses acronyms I don't understand. Something badly spelled. Something that says nothing about the content of the fic.
Do you have any favorite fic summaries? Not off the top of my head.