Woo! Here's hoping I find time in the near future to read everyone else's takes on the characters, because the ones I've read so far have been so very interesting, this one included. You should write more Lindsey! You get him.

I love the answer to the drug question, the references to the evil hand and Micheal Jackson, his life goal of putting Angel in an urn, his bitter, "been there, seen it all, no longer give a fuck" attitude. All so, so good.

Also enjoyed reading your insights in the comments, particularly those to mzzgoddessblue. You got smarts, lady.