Buffy doesn't think she's fat I think that a lot of people saw her skip the dressing that one time during Post Parker Depression and took it as meaning she's had lifelong weight issues.
Spike is also not a hooker. But don't you wish he was?
Gunn does understand and can make use of proper grammar. And you just know that he keeps a list of big words to look up later & file for future reference.
Lorne is not gay. Nor is he straight. He's just Lorne.
In fact, find me a person in Jossverse who is not occasionally funny, I thought of Cain the werewolf hunter before I even finished reading this sentence. Also, the Annoying One.
Buffy does not dress like a skanky ho just for the fun of dressing like a skanky ho. Yes she does. ;) If you ignore the fact she doesn't dress like a skanky ho at all (ho maybe, but not skanky. A high class ho).
Spike uses product, too. No he doesn't. Nope. He only stopped using egg whites was because they smelled gross. He uses heavy-duty hairgel. Or possibly Shellac. Neither of which could possibly be called product. *eg*
Xander doesn't only reference Star Wars. Also known as the one problem with belonging to a fandom that appeals to non-traditional geeks: Star Wars is the only other geekism they get.
Buffy would never call Spike "Sir." Or "Master." Yes she would. She'd just be really, really sarcastic about it.
Buffy actually never ever ever looks shabby or slovenly Except in Beer Bad, but she gets let off the hook for having her first hangover/being a cavegirl.
what am I going to wear tomorrow Somehow I doubt that's very high on the list of things Spike thinks about...
But everything everyone says about Kennedy is true. Hey! I love Kennedy. Probably for the same reasons that most others loathe her. She is such a phenomenal bitch.
*sigh* Like I needed an excuse to be a smartass...
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I think that a lot of people saw her skip the dressing that one time during Post Parker Depression and took it as meaning she's had lifelong weight issues.
Spike is also not a hooker.
But don't you wish he was?
Gunn does understand and can make use of proper grammar.
And you just know that he keeps a list of big words to look up later & file for future reference.
Lorne is not gay.
Nor is he straight. He's just Lorne.
In fact, find me a person in Jossverse who is not occasionally funny,
I thought of Cain the werewolf hunter before I even finished reading this sentence. Also, the Annoying One.
Buffy does not dress like a skanky ho just for the fun of dressing like a skanky ho.
Yes she does. ;) If you ignore the fact she doesn't dress like a skanky ho at all (ho maybe, but not skanky. A high class ho).
Spike uses product, too.
No he doesn't. Nope. He only stopped using egg whites was because they smelled gross. He uses heavy-duty hairgel. Or possibly Shellac. Neither of which could possibly be called product. *eg*
Xander doesn't only reference Star Wars.
Also known as the one problem with belonging to a fandom that appeals to non-traditional geeks: Star Wars is the only other geekism they get.
Buffy would never call Spike "Sir." Or "Master."
Yes she would. She'd just be really, really sarcastic about it.
Buffy actually never ever ever looks shabby or slovenly
Except in Beer Bad, but she gets let off the hook for having her first hangover/being a cavegirl.
what am I going to wear tomorrow
Somehow I doubt that's very high on the list of things Spike thinks about...
But everything everyone says about Kennedy is true.
Hey! I love Kennedy. Probably for the same reasons that most others loathe her. She is such a phenomenal bitch.
*sigh* Like I needed an excuse to be a smartass...