Did you ask your Mom if she was very stoned? *Was* she very stoned? Okay, we'll leave that one alone. I'm tellin' you what (I'm torn between the Jackson Browne and country speak today - tell your mom I'm actually very articulate) I've watched a lot of Buffy in my day, but "So we think there might be a connection between Ben and Glory" never stops being funny. (Did you slow-mo that "Ben is Glory" part in Weight of the World where Spike smacks Xander's ass? *nods sagely* If I can impart nothing else, of all these - yes.)

What's so great about Michigan that you're leaving again??? Oh, great, now I'm singing "Whoever's in New England" which has *nothing* to do with Michigan and is all Reba and now my accent's out of control. Lord have mercy.

You know that Stoney sic'd them missionaries on you. One might say she positioned them. Okay, I'm stopping. Nothing's going to beat that Whoopi thing.