Real Life Tales in La Vie De TKP!

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1. So my mom's seen all of BtVS. But we're watching it a second time. And in S5 "Blood Ties", you know that scene where Dawn goes to Ben and tells him she's the Key, then Ben changes into Glory? TKMOM: OMG, Ben is Glory?
TKme: Yeah, Glory is in Ben's body.
TKMom: You mean Ben is in Glory's body?
TKme: Yeah, Glory is Ben.
TKMom: So. Glory and Ben.
TKme: Are the same person.
TKMom: Glory and Ben are the same person?

I KID YOU NOT.

2. So I'm writing smut, slashy porn type smut, with things I don't believe I've typed before and god, did I even know Angel was that raunchy, and all the sudden there's a knock on my door. So I open it up and hear, "Hello. Have you let Jesus Christ into your life today?" All I could think was Angel does feel very close to Jesus right now, yes he does. "Have you had a chance to study the Book of Mormon, the Testament of Jesus Christ?" I'm spending my quality time studying porn, thank you.

I've actually never had missionaries come to my house before, and would've really liked to've chatter with them and perhaps offer them tea, but I was so embarrassed I said no and shut the door. And I think they thought I was laughing at them, which made me really ashamed of myself. Then I went back to studying porn.

3. So (all stories start with so, apparently) I just watched The Gift. I forgot how Spike cries at the end. Then I went downstairs and there was this little rabbit the size of a hamster sitting on the stoop just outside the front door, munching on little green leaf planty things. And it felt very ironic to watch Buffy die and then see this bitty baby bunny live.

4. So Friday my brother calls to ask when my mom is coming to Michigan so he knows when to go up to see her, and my mother says she's going Tuesday, and I'm going with her. I'd been thinking about going again to see my brother and also just because I can, and that jazz, but this was so very sudden. But hey it's free, so I'm there. Since I'm going to be gone longer this time I'm going to be dropping by an internet cafe every couple days just to see what's up, but I'll be less available. But I'll be there if you want to get in contact with me, and I will also fly about randomly commenting. But anyway, toodles!

Comments

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Bitty bunny, Angel finds Jesus, Glory is Ben is TPK's mum, something about going to a jazz concert and abandoning us!

This is why I love your posts.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

W-wait, waitwaitwait a minute here!

Glory is my mom?

Jesus is Spike's cock?

My mom is Glory?

I listen to jazz?

The world feels different. And you're saying Glory has something to do with my mom.

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Did you ask your Mom if she was very stoned? *Was* she very stoned? Okay, we'll leave that one alone. I'm tellin' you what (I'm torn between the Jackson Browne and country speak today - tell your mom I'm actually very articulate) I've watched a lot of Buffy in my day, but "So we think there might be a connection between Ben and Glory" never stops being funny. (Did you slow-mo that "Ben is Glory" part in Weight of the World where Spike smacks Xander's ass? *nods sagely* If I can impart nothing else, of all these - yes.)

What's so great about Michigan that you're leaving again??? Oh, great, now I'm singing "Whoever's in New England" which has *nothing* to do with Michigan and is all Reba and now my accent's out of control. Lord have mercy.

You know that Stoney sic'd them missionaries on you. One might say she positioned them. Okay, I'm stopping. Nothing's going to beat that Whoopi thing.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

My mom is kinda forgetful. Okay scarily forgetful. While back we watched The Body and I said I didn't want to watch it just then because I needed to be ready to take it, and she said, "It didn't affect me that much". She BAWLED through the whole thing last time, and did it again this time. She may just be a stoner. She also doesn't think A/S ever had sex. And ahahahaha! I've been so much more attuned to all the X/S this go through, and that bit was so cute!

I didn't get to do my MI pictures post, or else you'd know. It's my place. I used to go every summer but before a few weeks back hadn't been in two years and it was driving me nuts.

I thought you were saying Stoney propositioned them missionaries. Who's got an accent now? Yeah, that Whoopi thing! It gave Kirk wood to chop and Picard a Christmas tree, which made him sniffle and say, Lord bless us everyone. Which probably just made Kirk think of porn.

[femmenerd.livejournal.com]

I LOVE that you are studying porn. You know, I don't think I've ever read any porn by you. How odd.

And thinking about Spike crying at the end of "The Gift" still makes me wibble.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I haven't posted any Buffyverse porn. There's some sex scenes in my 5 Things fics, but they're not really there for the reader's pleasure like proper porn, and there's mentions of some sex in some other fics that's explicit mentioning, but not actual scene-age. The only porn I've ever posted anywhere is X-men movieverse.

I've always loved Spike, but this time through watching it all again, I have so much more sympathy for him. I actually see where he's coming from, and I had a lot of trouble with that before. OMG the looks on his face! Just rip me up. And everyone else standing there at the end just looking sad and horrified, but Spike there on his knees bawling his eyes out! I wibbled too.

[spiralleds.livejournal.com]

Stop the presses. Ben is Glory and Glory is Ben? Huh. ::giggles:: Your mom is cracking me up.

Can't wait to see this porny fic you're writing.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

My mom continually cracks me up. Often unintentionally. And as Sue says, the Ben is Glory? thing NEVER gets old.

There's a lot of plot and stuff besides the porn. Not that plot isn't good! I just feel like I may be misleading people because right now I'm writing porny slash but it's very much not about that. But! Thank you.

[viciouswishes.livejournal.com]

It was probably a hare if it was that small. Rabbits are born without fur, with their eyes shut, and drink their mom's milk. Hares on the other hand are born ready to hop around and munch on greens, fur and all.

I once explained to some Mormons that I was a pagan, and they had no idea what a pagan was.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Huh. We don't get too many hares around here, but we do get loads of bunnies. But it really was the size of a hamster or a rat. Looked just like a rat, actually, but with long straight up ears. Hare or not, he was so cute!

I'm kind of agnostic, sort of, but I like to hear about other people's religions. But I would've been sad if they'd eventually disclosed they weren't even educated enough to know what a pagan was.

My pagan s-i-l dated a Mormon before she moved on to my brother. How weird is that?

[ros-fod.livejournal.com]

I was going to comment on the actual content of this post, but then you started talking about Connor as a princess and I started imagining him gathering berries in the forest, careful don't get your gown caught in the thorns! and a hunter passes by and sees Connor and stops and stands there with the deerksin things, those pants things, but tighter fuckit I don't read enough Romance Novels and with the beard and with the bow and arrows in the quiver and speaking of, there's quivering when the hunter presses Princess Connor up against a tree and kisses him and you think I'm joking but I am crying with the beauty of it.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Buckskin breeches, you mean?

I would never accuse you of joking about something so moving. Can Connor be singing a soft tune to the birdies? And can Connor feel something hard when the hunter presses against him, and realize it's the hunter's staff? No really, his long staff, because the hunter has to turn around and defend him from the forest dragon, which is red-eyed and emerald plated, and once the hunter is covered in sweat and specks of blood, which of course Connor doesn't like to see, Connor kneels in front of a unicorn and proves his purity by the unicorn eating out of his hand, omg?

[chrisleeoctaves.livejournal.com]

Nooooooooo!
You only just got back for goodness sake!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

But look at me I'm checking in!

[semby.livejournal.com]

Hee! You make me want to try to make my mom watch. I don't think I'd have such amusing results though.

Have lots of fun in Michigan!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

My parents adore BtVS and AtS. They're so cute. They beg me to watch it with them, and sometimes I want to yell and say, "No! I'm too busy writing porn about them!" but I restrain myself.

And I am having fun! Except today I had to sweep a lot of bugs off our cottage and that's always pretty gross.

[astridv.livejournal.com]

1. cracked me up.

So, is the Angel/Spike part of your 150.000 word epos you told about the other day? I was meaning to comment on this because it sounds yummy, but then charlottelennox came and stole my brain.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

So, is the Angel/Spike part of your 150.000 word epos you told about the other day?

Yep! But for the most part it's B/A.

then charlottelennox came and stole my brain.

She came and stole fandom. I had dreams about it, really.

[lynnenne]

Hahahahaha! Did you ask your mom if she was very stoned?

[tkp.livejournal.com]

CDS was kinda convinced my mom was stoned, too. She just has an extremely bad memory.

[my_daroga]

So many replies. Wow, feel the love!

1. That's awesome. So it wasn't hyperbolic writing.
2. I would have done the same thing, although I would have regretted missing the chance to talk with them. I only get courage after people are gone. But I think my husband hung out with some once.
3. OMG the bunny IS Buffy!
4. My brother lives in Michigan now. Say hi for me!

I miss you.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

1. I dunno. My mom is a hyperbolic person.
2. I regretted missing the chance too! I would've liked to've just sat and chatted a bit. Hope your hubby had fun with that.
3. Exactly. It's like your read my mind. *cough*
4. Cool! Where in Michigan?

I miss you too! I feel like I haven't gotten to talk to you in a while.

[cordelianne.livejournal.com]

Hi! Hi!

1. heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! That is one of the best conversations ever!! I'm so impressed by how well it mirrors the actual one in the show. I was also just reminiscing about the Spike/Xander scene in "Weight of the World" which Sue refers to above. You know, the one when Spike smacks Xander's ass!! *goes to a happy place*

2. Porn!! Yay! I'm excited about good porn! I write a lot of my fanfic on the subway and often kinda cower over it if I'm writing a smuttier bit (although I rarely actually succeed at writing the porn - I'm good at the lead up to and the after part). I'm now relieved that no one has tried to talk about religion while I'm writing though!!!

3. Many of my stories start with "so" as well!! *g* Awwww The Gift always makes me cry. Poor Spike and the crying. That bitty baby bunny sounds adorable and what a neat thing to see right after watching Buffy die.

4. Michigan again! I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time! I'm pleased to hear you'll be checking in occasionally. *g*

[tkp.livejournal.com]

1. Well! I might've adjusted a little so it sounds more exactly like the show. But it did take much repetition and questioning to get across the point that yes, Glory = Ben. And yeah, that's a great moment.

2. I don't know if it's good, but I have fun writing it. Right now I'm in an internet cafe and even embarrassed to talk about it--a-and just as I typed that my mom walked by, so yeah, I know how you feel about the subway!

3. what a neat thing to see right after watching Buffy die.

hahaha! Neat isn't the word I would've picked, but it is, kinda.

4. Look! Me checking in!

[43100.livejournal.com]

Whoa tuning in late much? Because... LJ ISN'T SHOWING ME ALL OF MY FLIST'S FUCKING ENTRIES and it makes me jabdwaklbeawd - which is surprisingly a verb! *rips hair out and tosses it at lj*

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Mine is doing that these days too. I suppose this comment is from forever ago though, but late gets later. I missed some comments when I was out of town! Hope yours is working again though because mine is crap! At first I thought you were saying jabberwokied, which would be a cool verb.