But I like to see you wank your crack. No, seriously, I thought about what Connor was majoring in for a long time. For a while I thought literature, but he changed it, just so he could say he was creeped out by all the Oedipal stuff. Then I thought about him doing bio or some crap so he could do pre-med, because I can see him wanting to help people like that? But that was terribly stupid so I went what the hell, engineering, and he'll probably be changing his major next semester because he isn't sure yet about the life he wants to build.

Build, see? I just like that.