Real Life Tales in La Vie De TKP!

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1. So my mom's seen all of BtVS. But we're watching it a second time. And in S5 "Blood Ties", you know that scene where Dawn goes to Ben and tells him she's the Key, then Ben changes into Glory? TKMOM: OMG, Ben is Glory?
TKme: Yeah, Glory is in Ben's body.
TKMom: You mean Ben is in Glory's body?
TKme: Yeah, Glory is Ben.
TKMom: So. Glory and Ben.
TKme: Are the same person.
TKMom: Glory and Ben are the same person?

I KID YOU NOT.

2. So I'm writing smut, slashy porn type smut, with things I don't believe I've typed before and god, did I even know Angel was that raunchy, and all the sudden there's a knock on my door. So I open it up and hear, "Hello. Have you let Jesus Christ into your life today?" All I could think was Angel does feel very close to Jesus right now, yes he does. "Have you had a chance to study the Book of Mormon, the Testament of Jesus Christ?" I'm spending my quality time studying porn, thank you.

I've actually never had missionaries come to my house before, and would've really liked to've chatter with them and perhaps offer them tea, but I was so embarrassed I said no and shut the door. And I think they thought I was laughing at them, which made me really ashamed of myself. Then I went back to studying porn.

3. So (all stories start with so, apparently) I just watched The Gift. I forgot how Spike cries at the end. Then I went downstairs and there was this little rabbit the size of a hamster sitting on the stoop just outside the front door, munching on little green leaf planty things. And it felt very ironic to watch Buffy die and then see this bitty baby bunny live.

4. So Friday my brother calls to ask when my mom is coming to Michigan so he knows when to go up to see her, and my mother says she's going Tuesday, and I'm going with her. I'd been thinking about going again to see my brother and also just because I can, and that jazz, but this was so very sudden. But hey it's free, so I'm there. Since I'm going to be gone longer this time I'm going to be dropping by an internet cafe every couple days just to see what's up, but I'll be less available. But I'll be there if you want to get in contact with me, and I will also fly about randomly commenting. But anyway, toodles!

Comments

[crazydiamondsue.livejournal.com]

Did you ask your Mom if she was very stoned? *Was* she very stoned? Okay, we'll leave that one alone. I'm tellin' you what (I'm torn between the Jackson Browne and country speak today - tell your mom I'm actually very articulate) I've watched a lot of Buffy in my day, but "So we think there might be a connection between Ben and Glory" never stops being funny. (Did you slow-mo that "Ben is Glory" part in Weight of the World where Spike smacks Xander's ass? *nods sagely* If I can impart nothing else, of all these - yes.)

What's so great about Michigan that you're leaving again??? Oh, great, now I'm singing "Whoever's in New England" which has *nothing* to do with Michigan and is all Reba and now my accent's out of control. Lord have mercy.

You know that Stoney sic'd them missionaries on you. One might say she positioned them. Okay, I'm stopping. Nothing's going to beat that Whoopi thing.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

My mom is kinda forgetful. Okay scarily forgetful. While back we watched The Body and I said I didn't want to watch it just then because I needed to be ready to take it, and she said, "It didn't affect me that much". She BAWLED through the whole thing last time, and did it again this time. She may just be a stoner. She also doesn't think A/S ever had sex. And ahahahaha! I've been so much more attuned to all the X/S this go through, and that bit was so cute!

I didn't get to do my MI pictures post, or else you'd know. It's my place. I used to go every summer but before a few weeks back hadn't been in two years and it was driving me nuts.

I thought you were saying Stoney propositioned them missionaries. Who's got an accent now? Yeah, that Whoopi thing! It gave Kirk wood to chop and Picard a Christmas tree, which made him sniffle and say, Lord bless us everyone. Which probably just made Kirk think of porn.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

Dude, I love that. People who don't remember the endings or effects, it's like they get to see the thing for the first time every time! Well, not exactly, but you know what I mean. The resonance hits them differently, and that's damn cool.

PORN! I know from skimming other comments that it's a part of the larger whole, but still! This is exciting. The world needs good porn.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I know! She's lucky!

I don't know if it's good porn.

And having finally seen the movie, I finally get your icon.