Me, too. And cupboards, not cabinets. And covers, not blankets. I'm all Texan like that.

Seriously? You['ve never heard tump down there? Well.... there's a lot of transplants in Houston, so actually, that wouldn't suprise me. Unless you're actually in SugarWater or Katy, in which case, what's wrong with them locals?

TUMP: a combination of tip and dump. You would tump over a glass of milk. You would not tump over a pile of laundry.