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Final Chapter in La Vie de TKP
Hello all you lovely people with your happy dancing fingers and hopefully stuffed stomachs because I don't like to think of anyone being hungry! How are you today? This is my final message, my last shebang, my au revoir, my Mel Gibson crying FREEDOM as fandom rips out my guts or maybe my Thelma to your Louise as I drive of the fandom cliff. I haven't decided which is morbider yet because Mel had that whole guts thing but the chicks had that whole splat thing. Anywho, this is THE LAST STRAW. I can't stand it any more.
For two weeks.
Bit of a dirty trick I suppose but it got you to click the cut, didn't it? Didn't it???!
No, the stitch is that I'm going to Michigan tomorrow with my three bestest friends in the whole world, and won't be back for about two weeks. I will come back with funny stories and pictures, and possibly fic, and I will miss all of you, all of you, except for you, because you're the one who always gets left out of these things, aren't you? I will miss all of lj and all of fandom and I will also very sorely miss my shower. Because I won't be taking one for TWO WEEKs! Which is not true, but didn't it cause you to flinch? Didn't it at least make you itchy? Anyway, we're staying at my parents' cottage, which is on a lake, and conveniently beside my grandmother, so there will be showers and also swimming and also our boobies falling off because the water is probably still cold.
If you post anything of interest over the next few weeks, which I'm counting on you to do because you are lj and fandom and you, you right there, are so damn cute, please leave me a comment to this post. I'm never ever ever going to catch up with my flist when I get back, but I figure if I leave this request here you guys'll look at it, nod eagerly, and promptly forget it by tomorrow.
I would like to say at this convenient juncture that I'm already massively behind on reading my flist, and was for all the month of May. Some of you I talk to regularly I feel like I haven't talked to in weeks and it makes me sad. And with some of you I've started interesting conversations I've just abandoned because I haven't had time, which also, you guessed it, makes me sad. And I've read next to no one's Lynnevitational fics, which...you get the point. I do hope to hop back on the wagon when I get back, but I just wanted to say, if I've been at all, you know, spotty, I care, but don't really feel you're important enough to talk to. It's not me, it's you! No, wait, that's not the line. No really, I care, and do feel you're important enough to talk to, things've just been kinda mixed up. But anyway, hopefully I'll get a lot of that sorted out when I get back. I know I will be missing the strange, intelligent, interesting, exciting, funny, beloved, and sometimes strangely and intimately boring things all of us always post, so, um. No idea how to end this sentence. Bye!
For two weeks.
Bit of a dirty trick I suppose but it got you to click the cut, didn't it? Didn't it???!
No, the stitch is that I'm going to Michigan tomorrow with my three bestest friends in the whole world, and won't be back for about two weeks. I will come back with funny stories and pictures, and possibly fic, and I will miss all of you, all of you, except for you, because you're the one who always gets left out of these things, aren't you? I will miss all of lj and all of fandom and I will also very sorely miss my shower. Because I won't be taking one for TWO WEEKs! Which is not true, but didn't it cause you to flinch? Didn't it at least make you itchy? Anyway, we're staying at my parents' cottage, which is on a lake, and conveniently beside my grandmother, so there will be showers and also swimming and also our boobies falling off because the water is probably still cold.
If you post anything of interest over the next few weeks, which I'm counting on you to do because you are lj and fandom and you, you right there, are so damn cute, please leave me a comment to this post. I'm never ever ever going to catch up with my flist when I get back, but I figure if I leave this request here you guys'll look at it, nod eagerly, and promptly forget it by tomorrow.
I would like to say at this convenient juncture that I'm already massively behind on reading my flist, and was for all the month of May. Some of you I talk to regularly I feel like I haven't talked to in weeks and it makes me sad. And with some of you I've started interesting conversations I've just abandoned because I haven't had time, which also, you guessed it, makes me sad. And I've read next to no one's Lynnevitational fics, which...you get the point. I do hope to hop back on the wagon when I get back, but I just wanted to say, if I've been at all, you know, spotty, I care, but don't really feel you're important enough to talk to. It's not me, it's you! No, wait, that's not the line. No really, I care, and do feel you're important enough to talk to, things've just been kinda mixed up. But anyway, hopefully I'll get a lot of that sorted out when I get back. I know I will be missing the strange, intelligent, interesting, exciting, funny, beloved, and sometimes strangely and intimately boring things all of us always post, so, um. No idea how to end this sentence. Bye!