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Final Chapter in La Vie de TKP
Hello all you lovely people with your happy dancing fingers and hopefully stuffed stomachs because I don't like to think of anyone being hungry! How are you today? This is my final message, my last shebang, my au revoir, my Mel Gibson crying FREEDOM as fandom rips out my guts or maybe my Thelma to your Louise as I drive of the fandom cliff. I haven't decided which is morbider yet because Mel had that whole guts thing but the chicks had that whole splat thing. Anywho, this is THE LAST STRAW. I can't stand it any more.
For two weeks.
Bit of a dirty trick I suppose but it got you to click the cut, didn't it? Didn't it???!
No, the stitch is that I'm going to Michigan tomorrow with my three bestest friends in the whole world, and won't be back for about two weeks. I will come back with funny stories and pictures, and possibly fic, and I will miss all of you, all of you, except for you, because you're the one who always gets left out of these things, aren't you? I will miss all of lj and all of fandom and I will also very sorely miss my shower. Because I won't be taking one for TWO WEEKs! Which is not true, but didn't it cause you to flinch? Didn't it at least make you itchy? Anyway, we're staying at my parents' cottage, which is on a lake, and conveniently beside my grandmother, so there will be showers and also swimming and also our boobies falling off because the water is probably still cold.
If you post anything of interest over the next few weeks, which I'm counting on you to do because you are lj and fandom and you, you right there, are so damn cute, please leave me a comment to this post. I'm never ever ever going to catch up with my flist when I get back, but I figure if I leave this request here you guys'll look at it, nod eagerly, and promptly forget it by tomorrow.
I would like to say at this convenient juncture that I'm already massively behind on reading my flist, and was for all the month of May. Some of you I talk to regularly I feel like I haven't talked to in weeks and it makes me sad. And with some of you I've started interesting conversations I've just abandoned because I haven't had time, which also, you guessed it, makes me sad. And I've read next to no one's Lynnevitational fics, which...you get the point. I do hope to hop back on the wagon when I get back, but I just wanted to say, if I've been at all, you know, spotty, I care, but don't really feel you're important enough to talk to. It's not me, it's you! No, wait, that's not the line. No really, I care, and do feel you're important enough to talk to, things've just been kinda mixed up. But anyway, hopefully I'll get a lot of that sorted out when I get back. I know I will be missing the strange, intelligent, interesting, exciting, funny, beloved, and sometimes strangely and intimately boring things all of us always post, so, um. No idea how to end this sentence. Bye!
For two weeks.
Bit of a dirty trick I suppose but it got you to click the cut, didn't it? Didn't it???!
No, the stitch is that I'm going to Michigan tomorrow with my three bestest friends in the whole world, and won't be back for about two weeks. I will come back with funny stories and pictures, and possibly fic, and I will miss all of you, all of you, except for you, because you're the one who always gets left out of these things, aren't you? I will miss all of lj and all of fandom and I will also very sorely miss my shower. Because I won't be taking one for TWO WEEKs! Which is not true, but didn't it cause you to flinch? Didn't it at least make you itchy? Anyway, we're staying at my parents' cottage, which is on a lake, and conveniently beside my grandmother, so there will be showers and also swimming and also our boobies falling off because the water is probably still cold.
If you post anything of interest over the next few weeks, which I'm counting on you to do because you are lj and fandom and you, you right there, are so damn cute, please leave me a comment to this post. I'm never ever ever going to catch up with my flist when I get back, but I figure if I leave this request here you guys'll look at it, nod eagerly, and promptly forget it by tomorrow.
I would like to say at this convenient juncture that I'm already massively behind on reading my flist, and was for all the month of May. Some of you I talk to regularly I feel like I haven't talked to in weeks and it makes me sad. And with some of you I've started interesting conversations I've just abandoned because I haven't had time, which also, you guessed it, makes me sad. And I've read next to no one's Lynnevitational fics, which...you get the point. I do hope to hop back on the wagon when I get back, but I just wanted to say, if I've been at all, you know, spotty, I care, but don't really feel you're important enough to talk to. It's not me, it's you! No, wait, that's not the line. No really, I care, and do feel you're important enough to talk to, things've just been kinda mixed up. But anyway, hopefully I'll get a lot of that sorted out when I get back. I know I will be missing the strange, intelligent, interesting, exciting, funny, beloved, and sometimes strangely and intimately boring things all of us always post, so, um. No idea how to end this sentence. Bye!
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That was the greatest LJ cut in the history of the LJ cut...wait, Stoney's "I cut so I can feel" deserves mention, but yes. Greatness.
So you're going off to the wilds of Michigan to be hairy-legged and unwashed, eh? Well, all right then. Oh, you WILL be showering? Sorry, my face was in permanent contortion after just the mention of a two week, no Zestfully clean thing.
Have fun - take pictures - and I will endeavor to be intimately boring upon your return. God...two weeks. Who knows what could happen?
Well, okay then - go get your hair into pigtails and commune with nature! (Before you go, will you re-email me your address? I think I still have it from my letter writing campaign, but just to be on the safe side.)
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But no, no hairy legs because I have to wear my bathing suit, which means I actually have to shave them for once. Ok tmi but seriously.
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When you get back I will squee and jump up and down and then spritz you with cologne, for you will smell like lake.
<3
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Thank you! I'm excited!
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*worries*
Thanks!
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While you're gone, and
And you will miss. it. all.
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Hugs you and hopes you have a great time!!)
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But anyway, I'm not going to miss it, because you rock and often post links. So I really don't need to worry.
And thank you!
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Cause Gaffer Tape will fix anything. . . .and if it can't fix it? It's not worth fixing.
Also - Can I have some of that goat cheese when it's ready?
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I don't know if I can give you the cheese because Sue has my goat!
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Gaffer tape comes about cause Gaffers use it in the theatre/movies that kind of thing.
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Have a great time and get re-charged!
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There's going to be campfires and marshmellows and smoke blowing into my face and eyes watering and hotdog burning and that really bad smell that happens when you throw something in a fire you shouldn't! I'm so stoked! Thanks!
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And I'm writing Spander while you're gone, then deleting it just before you get back. Mwahaha!
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KITA WRITING SPANDER. See? It just would not have happened.And I will and ditto!
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Anddd anyway, have a fabulous time! Do not forget to take a shower and not drown in the lake when you get eaten by the Ogopogo - or is Ogopogo in Ireland? I really think these unidentified sea creatures hop lakes. Or crazy people with tall tales hop lakes. Hm.
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No monsters in MY lake, no sirree! But it does have mooshy stones at the bottom. And sometimes the duck poop gives me a rash. But WHATEVER. I can't wait.
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But I hope you have a superfabulous time and maybe you'll get back just as I can devote my own normal time to LJ!
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that was a mean trick but you are right, it did get me to clicky the cut. Have fun and tell us all the ghost stories you heard while sitting around the campfire. Oh and be sure to take a buddy when you go into the woods to pee! :D
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And I think the only talking that will happen around the campfire is about food, because that's the best thing to talk about in the world. Though the last time I had a campfire with these friends, racoons attacked us! They did and they stole our food! And my brother chased them with a big stick! We'll probably talk about that and it WAS kinda scary so hm.
Anyway, thanks!
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HAVE FUN!!!! *g*
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And I can currently totally sympathize with being behind on LJ. It sucks. Lots. I'm having withdrawal symptoms!
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And if you don't shower for 2 weeks, I might be able to catch a whiff of you from here, if the wind blows just right. I bet you won't smell like vanilla.
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*wonders where in MI she is going, being a native MI person (now in the subtropics)*
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But we're glad you're not to be absent for forever. That would be bad and sad and very not good.
When you get back I've got quick impressions on X-Men III as well as the comics versus the movies. Sometime before the month is up there should be B/A/D for Chris Lee and also, maybe, more Firefly. Last night on the way home I had an Idea. We'll see.
Have fun! Yay!
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