The underwear was not worth the freakage! Well actually, it was entertaining to talk about them, especially as they were sighted in The Room Of Ecstasy, where my two BFFs have to sleep together (there are only two beds in this cottage, and 4 gals. When the plumbing people came to fix our water we mentioned showering at the same time, by which we meant one right after another, and the dude's head bugged out of his skull. It's in the country so they don't see much stuff like that, and there we were four crazy loud gals from Texas and who knows what they get up to down South?)

All of which leads me to conclude a human AU may be worth it after all.