What is a Master vampire? Is it like, an internship? 20 years with Angelus you get a degree in vampirism? Is this anything at all like how stoney321 is a Master Gardener? Or is all of this just a corruption of "Marsters"? Come on now, 'fess up.
It's the next step after your undergraduate degree. It's for vampires who want to specialize - Advanced Chainsaw; Writings of the Marquis de Sade; Rape Practicum. The thesis at the end is a killer. No wait, at the end you kill your thesis advisor.
How many exclamation points do you need? Just curious. How do you mend a broken heart? How do you stop the sun from shining?
How many times does Xander cry in canon? Can we count? Because whatever the number, I just don't think the ratio equates to once a paragraph and three times in the penultimate paragraph of the page. I really don't.
He cried in every episode, but it was off camera. First Angel wouldn't fuck him and then Spike turned him down. He had a lot to weep about.
Can't some erections be, I don't know, kitchen faucet hard, or maybe advanced calculus hard? Why do they all gotta be rock?
"His cock was hard as a rock. Unfortunately, it was a rock made of talc, which crumbled easily in her hands."
Why is NIN always in fic? Always? You do not want to fuck me like an animal. You do not want to feel me from the inside. I do not bring you closer to god. TRUST ME ON THIS.
What's a vampire court? A necro-tinted box for playing tennis? Or maybe it's judicial, and you have to burn your hand on the Bible and solemnly swear you're up to no good? No really, are there like, powdered wigs and stuff?
It's a misspelling, corrupted from the original "quart of vampires" to describe a gathering of vamps similar in intent to a "murder of crows".
How often does anyone actually "have long conversations about everything and nothing"?
Hey, it's not nice to make fun of my speaking style.
Does everyone celebrate one month anniversaries? Is this some really universal thing I missed out on? Where a month went by and we hid the new diamonds and entertainment systems we got each other and surprised each other with them, then one of us had to be disappointed because the reservations we made at the fanciest restaurant in town were vetoed by the other who had rented us the night on the yacht, and there was lobster and formal wear and slow dancing, and the food was never bad and the clothes were always perfect and the slow dancing was probably to NIN, and then there was lots and lots of gentle I love you sex? Did I miss out on that?
I'm lucky I know what day it is.
Does Spike scream? Is it sexist or something to think screaming is kinda . . . girly? Do screeching men in fic turn anyone else off? Anyone? Can we count the number of times Spike screams in canon, too?
I think it's more of a shriek, done each time he fell into an open grave.
no subject
It's the next step after your undergraduate degree. It's for vampires who want to specialize - Advanced Chainsaw; Writings of the Marquis de Sade; Rape Practicum. The thesis at the end is a killer. No wait, at the end you kill your thesis advisor.
How many exclamation points do you need? Just curious.
How do you mend a broken heart? How do you stop the sun from shining?
How many times does Xander cry in canon? Can we count? Because whatever the number, I just don't think the ratio equates to once a paragraph and three times in the penultimate paragraph of the page. I really don't.
He cried in every episode, but it was off camera. First Angel wouldn't fuck him and then Spike turned him down. He had a lot to weep about.
Can't some erections be, I don't know, kitchen faucet hard, or maybe advanced calculus hard? Why do they all gotta be rock?
"His cock was hard as a rock. Unfortunately, it was a rock made of talc, which crumbled easily in her hands."
Why is NIN always in fic? Always? You do not want to fuck me like an animal. You do not want to feel me from the inside. I do not bring you closer to god. TRUST ME ON THIS.
Becuae only
What's a vampire court? A necro-tinted box for playing tennis? Or maybe it's judicial, and you have to burn your hand on the Bible and solemnly swear you're up to no good? No really, are there like, powdered wigs and stuff?
It's a misspelling, corrupted from the original "quart of vampires" to describe a gathering of vamps similar in intent to a "murder of crows".
How often does anyone actually "have long conversations about everything and nothing"?
Hey, it's not nice to make fun of my speaking style.
Does everyone celebrate one month anniversaries? Is this some really universal thing I missed out on? Where a month went by and we hid the new diamonds and entertainment systems we got each other and surprised each other with them, then one of us had to be disappointed because the reservations we made at the fanciest restaurant in town were vetoed by the other who had rented us the night on the yacht, and there was lobster and formal wear and slow dancing, and the food was never bad and the clothes were always perfect and the slow dancing was probably to NIN, and then there was lots and lots of gentle I love you sex? Did I miss out on that?
I'm lucky I know what day it is.
Does Spike scream? Is it sexist or something to think screaming is kinda . . . girly? Do screeching men in fic turn anyone else off? Anyone? Can we count the number of times Spike screams in canon, too?
I think it's more of a shriek, done each time he fell into an open grave.