My mom used to smock! She made me the prettiest dresses ever. And these pink courderoy overalls with Easter bunnies on the front part.

Dude, it's not senility! I've been doing that since forever! And I had to use the thesaurus to write this post (couldn't think of another word for "sophisticated"). What's sad is when I can't even think of a word close to the meaning I'm looking for to look up in the thesaurus!