The thing about the monkeys was that one was eating the other out and a third was watching. So I was wondering, do monkeys get off on voyeurism? I mean because for me, one of the things that's sexy about voyeurism is, I dunno, there's something a little illicit about it. I mean, even if it's with full consent of both parties, it's like, shouldn't you be doing this *with* me? So yeah, the element of wrong. I mean, would a monkey get off on the element of wrong? DO YOU SEE WHY I HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING AT NIGHT?

It could have been a lot worse.

Yeah, exactly.

he looks so calm on top, but he is paddling like hell underneath

That is exactly why I loved him!