Fic Meme

[lettered]

I have no idea why I want so badly to do this meme all of a sudden. Possibly because I am writing two fics right now I never, ever thought I'd write. And I want to hide from them some more.

Name or describe a few fics you think I will never, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

P.s. Yes, I am sick! But getting better.

Comments

[minim_calibre]

"Tripper, Wood, and Snow" the wacky NC-17 curtainfic OT3 adventures of Connor, Cordelia, and Fred.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

What is a curtainfic? And you totally got me. I'd never write it 'cause I don't know what it is! But, I will do artistic snippets that look like snowflakes.

[minim_calibre]

Domestic fluffy stuff! (See also, slash where the main point is that Jim and Blair or Wes and Gunn or Angel and Spike go shopping for curtains.)

[tkp.livejournal.com]

oh oh oh, gotcha!

I'm stumped on yours because I heartily believe there is NOTHING you wouldn't write.

[terilyn4.livejournal.com]

come up with something so sick you wouldn't write it? thats next to impossible I think but I'm gonna try

Lorne and Gunn become lovers, his green compliments Gunn's black

Cordy meets Dru's Chaos Demon, falls for him and runs away with him never to be seen again

Dru turns Lindsay and starts a new family with him and Spike

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Hahahah! Yes I do have a sick mind! Thanks very much!

I actually don't think that Dru and Lindsey one is so very crazy! hmm...

[samsom.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I'm feeling evil.

From Beauty & The Beast:

Katherine/Father

or

Vincent/Father

Erik/Meg's momma. The dance instructor. Can't remember her name.

*hangs head*

[my_daroga]

You may be blissfully unaware, though not once I'm through with you, that Erik/Madame Giry exists. I can't point you anywhere, because I didn't keep them, but I've seen it.

[stefanie-bean.livejournal.com]

LOL - hopefully tkp will forgive me pimping her space, but I've written it...

[my_daroga]

Really? Did I read it? I'm either remiss in my duties, or my memory. Forgive me.

[stefanie-bean.livejournal.com]

Really? Did I read it? I'm either remiss in my duties, or my memory. Forgive me.

I'm not sure if you did - it's movie-based, so maybe not.

No End to Longing.

[samsom.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Okay, I just popped over to your LJ and read your User Info and already I can tell I'm gonna like your POTO because you've listed Erik/Meg as one of your interests. I thought I was the only one who thought that would have been a more interesting pairing (clearly I need to get out more). Meg seemed more level-headed, and hey - she put on pants and led the mob down below the theater after Erik took Christine. Gotta love a girl who flaunts convention. *off to poke some more*

[stefanie-bean.livejournal.com]

Hi, samsom: Yup, I match movie!Phantom up with Meg. IMO Jennifer Ellison's Meg is gorgeous, and she does seem kind and sensible. No offense to those who find E/C to be the OTP. That just doesn't "work" for me, especially with the tombstone at the end of the film, that clearly says "Christine de Chagny."

Nice to meet you!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Of course I don't mind! Do you know how much I love POTO getting talked about in this journal? And it reminds me I need to read your fic! yay.

[samsom.livejournal.com]

Really? *g*

I must google, then.

Watching the movie, I always wondered why there wasn't a hint of something between the two, considering that she may have been the first to show him any kind of kindness.

*runs off to look*

[my_daroga]

I think it's especially potent in the movieverse, with the lovely Miranda Richardson and the additional material linking the two of them.

And check out stefanie_bean, of course.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was totally stumped on your suggestions until I remembered that in movieverse I actually PREFER Mme. Giry/Erik to Christine/Erik. Hmm.

[my_daroga]

I could be fun and suggest something so out there it's fun to write.

Or I could be really mean and ask you to write something I think you should, but haven't. Like... Erik/Persian fic. Or...

Erik/Spike.

Diana/Gilbert (now that's just low!)

[tkp.livejournal.com]

HEE. Yay.

I WANT to write poto fic and then I never do. Why why why WHY dammit.

[my_daroga]

It can't be because you hate me.

BUT IT SURE FEELS LIKE IT.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Then I will not tell you how long I sat for and HOW HARD I TRIED to write even the littlest ficlet for your bday.

*tilts up nose and sniffs*

[my_daroga]

Aww! Don't cry! I take it all back. I know, it's me--I'm difficult!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I was not crying; I was sniffing at you disdainfully! Sheesh!

[my_daroga]

Fine! See if I express sympathy for you again!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwwww! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[jgracio.livejournal.com]

Xander has superpowers and guns and goes around killing all supernatural baddies. :D

Buffy is a maid in pre-Revolution France.

Giles is an old rock star and Willow is his young groupie.

Angel buys a puppie?

Spike decides boyband pop music is the new hip thing and remakes his image?

Buffy and Angel realize it'll never work between them. :D

Also, hope you get well soon. :)

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

These are crazy suggestions! You're really good at this. I saw you do some for a2zmom, who I couldn't contemplate suggesting anything for because seriously, she'll tackle anything, but your suggestions were awesome!

[jgracio.livejournal.com]

I'm good at this? That's sort of a useless skill, since usually when you suggest something, you want people to write it, and most of my suggestions, hum... no? :D

So... Yay me? :)

[seraphcelene]

OMG! I just read the other suggestions and I am killed dead! Your friends are crazy, yo! Cuh-razy! I'm going to be *really* tame and opt for Firefly, post-Serenity Mal/Zoe (if you've seen Serenity).

Also.

curtain fic? I never knew that's what it's called. I want Bad!Curtain! Buffy/Angel, married with a baby and Spike is the godfather.

Knowing you, these will be slam bang amazing if you decide to write something. You got it like that, you know?! And after Pretty Screams in Paradise I wonder if there's anything you won't tackle thematically ... and then to make it so shiny and pretty. yup. uh huh!

go forth and write.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

They're crazy, that's why I love them!

I love Serenity! I actually saw it before Firefly. I've contemplated Mal/Zoe before, actually. It's a comfort thing.

Thanks so much. You make me feel so special, hon.

[imnotacommittee.livejournal.com]

SoM, of course -

Georg/young Maria (squick!!!)

Rev. Mother/Captain

Frau Schmidt/Herr Zeller

and Film Noir Frieda doin' the airplane. Oh, wait. I think you already did that.

Hope you're feeling better!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you put that first one. Ick ick ick. I'm totally doing film noir Friedrich again I don't care that it wasn't a real suggestion.

I do feel much better, thanks.

[imnotacommittee.livejournal.com]

That first one was just to see if you were paying attention ;-)

I meant to put "conversation" next to the Captain/Rev. Mother one. Nothing else. Unless you saw some sparks in that graveyard scene...

Oh more film noir friedrich! Yay!! (where's that dancing banana when you need it?!)

Glad to hear you're feeling better :-D

[tkp.livejournal.com]

film noir Friedrich, just in case you missed him.

I finally finished Wicked...no, I am not a fast reader! I can't remember what you said exactly, but yeah, I didn't really enjoy it that much. I felt all the characters were so unlikeable, and the world building not really rich or to my taste. I like the ideas behind some of the themes, but every time they came up (discussions on the "nature of evil", for instance) it all felt so contrived! And because I didn't like the characters they were themes I couldn't get involved with. I'm sticking with the musical!