Oh, okay I did make sense. Hoorah. I am so mellow (still! even wading into this wank!!) that I can't be sure. Thank you for clarifying my uhm. Clarification.

And YES YES YES. Your last paragraph is just. Yes. I want to french kiss it. And touch it inappropriately. Under the desk at work.

So we had this very cute driver/valet guy at the hotel and he made Maze blush. This made my weekend COMPLETE.