Since we live in the same city, I'm pretty sure I can guess what your phobia is. And let's just say your phobia is my phobia, for pretty much the same reasons.

Ahem.

Happy things...

Cupcakes with colorful frosting and perfect decorations
Puppy breath (maybe you think this is gross, but I love it)
Cheese toast
Your first cup of coffee in the morning
Angel eyes crying in the rain
Curling up on the couch with a soft, snuggly blanket

Oh, and porn, of course. :)