Ha, you asked for it! I've been trying to get someone to write this for years! Only if this strikes your fancy, of course: I can come up with something else which isn't a crossover.
Title: Grease Is The (Magic) Word Summary: Tell me more, tell me more, did you cast the first spell? Tell me more, tell me more, did he hex you as well?
It’s 1959, and the bad boys of Rydell High are captivated by a comely new blond with an adorable foreign accent. But this time around, the object of their affection isn’t Sandy, the perky Australian exchange student.
Yes, due to an unfortunate accident with a malfunctioning Time Turner and a few miscast spells, Draco Malfoy has landed in the world of Grease. It’s up to his boyfriend Harry Potter to rescue him and bring him back to England and the 1990’s before he falls for the oh-so-butch charms of Danny Zuko and his friends.
Will Draco end up in black spandex like Olivia Newton-John in the movie? You decide!
More musical excerpts from, uh, "Muggle Nights": (no requirement to use)
DANNY: Draco Malfoy, slender and blond
DRACO: Danny Zuko - got a big wand
DANNY: Wizard boy, sweet as can be
DRACO: Greasy bloke, panting for me
***
DANNY: He walked by me, he cast a spell
DRACO: Pinched my arse, I said “Go to hell,” DANNY: Then I said "Ya wanna get blowed?”
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Title: Grease Is The (Magic) Word
Summary: Tell me more, tell me more, did you cast the first spell? Tell me more, tell me more, did he hex you as well?
It’s 1959, and the bad boys of Rydell High are captivated by a comely new blond with an adorable foreign accent. But this time around, the object of their affection isn’t Sandy, the perky Australian exchange student.
Yes, due to an unfortunate accident with a malfunctioning Time Turner and a few miscast spells, Draco Malfoy has landed in the world of Grease. It’s up to his boyfriend Harry Potter to rescue him and bring him back to England and the 1990’s before he falls for the oh-so-butch charms of Danny Zuko and his friends.
Will Draco end up in black spandex like Olivia Newton-John in the movie? You decide!
More musical excerpts from, uh, "Muggle Nights": (no requirement to use)
DANNY: Draco Malfoy, slender and blond
DRACO: Danny Zuko - got a big wand
DANNY: Wizard boy, sweet as can be
DRACO: Greasy bloke, panting for me
***
DANNY: He walked by me, he cast a spell
DRACO: Pinched my arse, I said “Go to hell,”
DANNY: Then I said "Ya wanna get blowed?”
DRACO: I turned that git into a toad.