I...don't really see that as crack. That is in fact on my list of stories to approach Seriously And With Care, so you're no help. In fact you're pretty useless; why do I keep you around? (er, joke. Because I <3 you.)

I also want to do a story that focuses on the failed sex lives of the kids post war. Like Ginny fears intimacy due to childhood trauma. Harry's overly aggressive without wanting to be and hates himself for it. Ron has shame issues. Hermione's the sex counsellor who herself can't orgasm (the idea for a fic dealing with everyone's sex problems was shamelessly nabbed from the movie "Short Bus") and I think Draco might like to be hurt too much. It's . . . a twisted story.