OMG. SSS. That describes my symptoms perfectly! I HAVE BECOME BATMAN. YET TO WRITE, I MUST BE DICK GRAYSON. OR MATCHES MALONE.

::is grim::

::stares at paragraphs, which are a cowardly and a superstitious lot::

In brightest day, in blackest night/No humor shall escape my plight/Let all who worship canon's might/Beware its power--the writer's blight.