Important questions guys

[lettered]

If Steve Rogers liked modern music (because come on, he does; I'm not sure where you got this idea that swing is his only thing), what would he like? my_daroga, sagely (she is often sage [and it shows (what I mean is she wears green [she's not wizened or anything (I'm doing this because I know she's reading this [somehow she sees all my posts even though she's never on dw anymore])])]) pointed out that Beyonce's Single Ladies a) shares similar themes to many ballads of Steve's time, and b) is played in similar circumstances to when such ballads would have been played in Steve's time. But idk what if he's a hipster or perhaps prefers R&B what about Adele?

If Steve Rogers drove a modern car (because come on, he does; he has PLACES TO GO with Bruce Banner) what would he drive? And would he get to choose, or would S.H.I.E.L.D. just be like, "Here's your car."?

And if Steve Rogers and Benton Fraser ever met, would it be America/Canada? Or is that more ideal!America/ideal!Canada, and if so, is the real America Tony Stark, or is the real America someone on The Wire, possibly Ziggy? And if Steve Rogers and Benton Fraser ever did meet, Tony would hate them for ever, mostly because a) he's can't fuck them at the same time, because he doesn't have two dicks, and b) they could fuck him at the same time, but they don't. Also if all of the Avengers were in Due South, Fraser would fall in love with Natasha, and Ray K and Clint would just make all the most sad sorry come-ons of ever at everyone and probably at each other.

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[neery]

If Steve Rogers drove a modern car (because come on, he does; he has PLACES TO GO with Bruce Banner) what would he drive?

I feel like Coulson has probably had this discussion with people many times. When SHIELD presents Steve with a car, it is secretly the car Coulson has carefully picked as "Modern car Captain America would drive" after much consideration.

[melannen]

...okay, I approve of this answer.

Of course, then the question becomes "What car does Coulson think Captain America should drive?"

[lettered]

I approved, until I started thinking about what Coulson chose, and I feel like he would maybe have chosen something kind of embarrassing? Then again Coulson would try to take into account all aspects of the character so would try to choose something Steve would really approve of, but I feel like Steve would still be just a little embarrassed by whatever it was. If it's not a Prius.

...btw do you mind if I use the Prius in a fic? Also what color?

[melannen]

Sure, any of my headcanon is always open-source :D I have no idea on color - are SHIELD cars mostly black? Narrative logic tells me they are... but if not that - the standard nondescript Prius color seems to be a sort of pale greeny-pearly-gold color. But if Steve let himself pick he'd probably go with blue!

(I think Steve's a little bit embarrassed by *everything* Coulson does regarding him...)

[lettered]

You're a genius.