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It's Lion Turtles all the way down ([personal profile] lettered) wrote2006-01-20 05:12 pm

Did they watch S5?

Dude. I guess I was still in denial that people could deny they'd back scuttled. Done their back door work. Brown-eyed, brown-holed, daubed the brush, dipped in the fudge pot, done it the Greek way and in the Italian manner as the Hands of Blue have done so often. Kiester stabbed, kneeled at the altar, ram-jobbed, performed the "unnatural" vice, as I'm sure they said it somewhen. Buggered, fucked, and loved. Sheesh.

P.S. I love Joss!

[identity profile] a2zmom.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Sex, it's all good.

I don't understand the problem.

(Actually my problem with Spike's "we were intimate once" it that it has now convinced people they screwed exactly once. No, no, no. What Spike meant is that after they both had souls they did it once and that's the only time it was done with emotion, i.e. intimacy. The 24,632 they shagged without souls, they were just fucking.)
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[personal profile] lynnenne 2006-01-23 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
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[identity profile] tkp.livejournal.com 2006-01-23 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
exactly, precisely, with your usual acuteness you've hit the nail directly on the head. What I liked most were all those people saying they couldn't see Spike and Angel fucking because they hated each other. Hello! They were soulless vampires! What, they only fucked the people they had fuzzy feelings for?

Also, the people who say things like, "I can see them getting into an intimate situation, and starting to go down that road, and then pulling away and going oh noes!" Why would the pull away? What would possibly stop them? They did whatever the hell they felt like. Case in point: Spike started fell in love with Buffy, said "oh noes!" and then said well, why the fuck not? And then proceeded to steal her panties and build little shrines to her.