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It's Lion Turtles all the way down ([personal profile] lettered) wrote2006-06-01 01:09 am

Questions Post #10


-Why did they fuck with Spike and Angel's ages so much? Were they really just not paying attention to what had come before, or were there reasons all the dates got switched around?
-Ok, is it completely OFF to think Spike might like musicals? There's that "76 trombone" line, and he's seen Les Mis in order to tell Angel it's not all that. Any other proof?
-Can Angel ice skate? Don't you think when he asked Buffy to ice skate in What's My Line Part 1 he meant to skate himself? Can David Boreanaz ice skate? How come there's not more cheesy ice!fic? I...I wrote a fic in which Angel says he's going to teach Connor to skate. It was an accident!

-How do you you prefer chapters to be doled out in long fics? Do you want 'em short, so you can zip through 'em? Do you want them just as long as it takes, to cover a scene or get to the point, whether it's 2 pages or 20? Or do you like them long?
-How about the posting of long fics? I've learned from experience a bunch of people stay away from WIPs, but what if *ahem* someone had a really long *finished* fic--would you still want them to post a chapter at a time? How have other people handled this in the past?
-I know writers are whores and always like in depth fb. But as an fb-er do you ever feel slightly uncomfortable leaving extremely long fb? What if the writer replies to your fb, and you want to reply back, does it feel weird having a long conversation in the fb thread of the story? What if the conversation has veered into meta/squee/something not fb, do you ever feel like the writer might not want to talk about it there because it's in the fb thread?

-Picture Anya in your head really quick. Did you think of her as bright blonde/dirty blonde/honey-light-brunette/dark brunette? Short or midlength hair? Curly or straight?
-Is there any change in Anya's soul/conscience/sense of morality/etc when she turns from a demon to a human, and vice versa?
-Has anyone ever done any meta/had an explanation for why Anya liked Wishverse? In "The Wish", she says it's both "wonderful" and "exciting". Of course there's that difficulty establishing her soul/conscience etc as a demon, and also they weren't very careful with Anya as a character there because they didn't know/weren't sure she'd play such a big role later. But later she does talk about enjoying doing awful things to men, but she doesn't at all seem to be a personality that enjoys chaos.
-So. Anya's power source, that necklace. In "The Wish", does she give it to Cordelia? But later, she's wearing it, and Giles has to take it off of her in order to smash it? Is anyone else confused by this?

-What do birds say to each other?
-Am I the only one who likes fake food? Extremely processed food, where you know you can't pronounce a single ingredient? Just me and Xander? Anyone?
-Did you see X3? Did you like it?
-When people write of zee fantasy land nothing recognizable AU, why oh why don't they just write of zee original fic? Srsly.

P.S. When making Angel into a merman or fairy or Renaissance princess, please keep in mind that David Boreanaz has huge ass motherfuckin shoulders. When God made that man's shoulders, he was actually making a door. Then he thought, how about a head on this door? And so he built a head, and said to himself, "Father, Son, Holy Ghost, that is one motherfucking pretty head!" So he added pretty hands and pretty hips and pretty calves to match, but he forgot and left the door part of the shoulders, and to this day that is why David Boreanaz has trouble fitting through doors. And also why when you give him wee slender sloping downward shoulders when you make him into a horsie or blacksmith or bird-man, the baby Jesus motherfuckin cries.

PPS. He also made a pretty pretty neck. I love that neck.
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[identity profile] tkp.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
You could call it "Icy Ties"! Though you probably shouldn't.

But it works on SO many levels. Michael J. Fox could make a guest appearance. I'm so psyched.

Of course, it's the definition of something that's precisely the point of contention, I'm sure.

Exactly. I'm just looking at these big chunks of writing that should be split up, but when I split 'em there's whole chapters in which nothing much seems to have happened. But then one's got to wonder if there are large-ish spaces with nothing happening, whether it's really needed.

I don't mind WIPs, actually. I've been "burned" by lots and lots of them...that is, I've started them and they turned out to be abandoned/never did get finished. But while on a couple of them I do really want to know the end...I'd rather have had the pleasure of reading the unfinished version than not have read it at all.

And ha! I love how you're addressing the how much fb you get idea, and also that idea of "contract". I really enjoy sitting down to a big multi-chaptered fic and being able to gobble it all up, but the few times I've been in on a fic I'm interested in while it's being posted a chapter at a time, it's . . . a little more intense. I get to wonder about it from day to day, and I also tend to read it more like fic then like a novel, which makes me give it more benefit of the doubt. I'm also more likely to fb, partly because some part of me hopes to hurry the posting, but also because I feel more connected to the author. If it's just a big finished fic, again, it feels more like I'm reading a novel, and I feel less compelled to fb.

From the writer POV I'd want to post something a chapter at a time just because I'm a whore like that.

I can't imagine keeping up with a sex every chapter schedule, but that's probably because no matter how I'd post a big long fic, the way I approach it is more like writing a novel--something big and inter-connected. But I suppose if one got to thinking of it as something at exists to be posted chapter by chapter, a more serial format, sex every chapter might not feel gratuitous.
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[identity profile] entrenous88.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, no. People who write sex in every chapter -- it's totally gratuitous.

It can be fun, but it's gratuitous.

For me there's no way to do that even if I wanted. I just like narration and plot too damn much. And my favorite kind of story, when there is a relationship involved, is the slow burn. There have been times I've set out to write PWPs or cracktastic stories, and then the fics turn ensemble focused with attention to character voice, and and and *despairs*

Still, there's a kind of joie de vivre, damn the torpedos, devil-may-care let's see how we can get these people to have sex again attitude I kind of admire with those authors. You go and make those characters have sex again!
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[identity profile] tkp.livejournal.com 2006-06-02 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hm. What I meant was, if you're constructing a fic as something to be read in that particular format, it could become something different than what we normally think of as "story." It might be more "variations on a theme", ways to fulfill certain expectations that may layer the 'verse and some broader, nebulous story, but not the plot-based semi-linear narrative you'd find in something you'd read straight through without break.

There have been times I've set out to write PWPs or cracktastic stories, and then the fics turn ensemble focused with attention to character voice, and and and *despairs*

Oh yeah oh yeah do I know that feeling. The big long story that has me asking some of these questions is something that was meant to bang out lots of B/A smut within about 5 chapters, and resolve in about 10.

It's 265 pages long so far. *headdesk*