Pantyfan

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pantyfan

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a fan who wets his/her panties over the person or persons after which they fan. (Not a derogatory term.)

1. "omg omg omg i love you omg omg i want to have your babies omg," the pantyfan said.
2. noun: David Boreanaz has many pantyfans.
verb: Lots of people pantyfan Spike.

I personally believe this term is actually more useful than "fangirl" and "fanboy", because it's all gender inclusive, and because the word itself shows the craziness of the obsession. The origin of the term can be found in this podcast, if you listen to minutes 3.12 through 8.34. Just because she's my best friend in the whole world doesn't mean she doesn't get a good idea from time to time.

There are subdivisions of the word, as described in the podcast:
bloomer fan, cotton pantyfan, boxers fan, thong fan

Pantyfan, illustrated, totally stealable and without credit, because no one cares, as long as you teach a penguin to say pantyfan:
Pimp, Señora.

Comments

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha. And I want my ass to look like Pantyfan #1. *leg lifts for a million years*

Can I use it in quotes? I "pantyfan" Connor.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

In my head, your ass IS number one.

Heh--um, no really, heh?

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Heee! It's getting there... I'm southern, so the hips are rounder. :D

I pantyfan you.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I like hips. Faith, Inara, and Gwen sometimes hurt me with their lack.

Did you notice how I said your ass was in my head?

I wuv you, Stoney.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Oh, FAITH. She was almost perfect. Boyhips on that one. Now CORDELIA. Good fucking god, that woman's body. *exercises some more*

And I'm all for you imagining my ass as a thing of beauty. ALL. FOR. *bats at you, kitten-like*

[tkp.livejournal.com]

CC is hot.

Except when they chop of her gorgeous hair and dye it and do weird things with her make-up and eyebrows. Someone Delilah'ed her good.