La Vie De TKP Holiday Special!

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So, I wanted to share some of my holidays with you, but I didn't get around to the...explanations most of these pics needed until recently.

I don't know how to do text on pictures any other way. I'd wager I don't have the right tools, not having Photoshop etc. Graphics kick my ass. So, sorry the text is all wobbly and weird. Hopefully it's still legible. If not, have fun trying to decipher what the hell is wrong with me and my family.



Let's start out with tame little X-mas cookies.



Moving on to more traditional cookies. Spending the season for the first time with my s-i-l, we bond, share family traditions, and eat blood.



This tradition is really important to me.



Now this is just fucked up. Why are so many evil dudes bleach blond? Spike, both Malfoys, Sark, that dude from Dune...



Wrapping of the future, baby. Did I mention I'm artistically challenged?



Ah, the parachute Santa tradition. Parchute Santa is that ornament you hide when guests come over, if you're Martha Stewart and sneaky like that, that ornament you hang at the back of the tree if you're MommyTKP, that ornament you just throw away if you want to be all simple about it. It's that ornament you got from heaven-knows-where and never liked in the first place and omg, is it being eaten by rats in the attic or what, DaughterTKP get that thing away from me! Yes, it's that ornament.

Every year MommyTKP hangs it in the back, and every year The Brothers and I find it and hang it front and center. Then, to the back of the tree it goes, until we notice and bring it back to the front. Come on. He's Santa. And . . . he has a parachute.



That's it. I wanted to show you my ducky slippers, but I no longer have access to a digital camera. I hope all of you had a nice season like I did.

Comments

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

He's Santa. And . . . he has a parachute.
I think there's the script for a future Christmas special in there, don't you?

[tkp.livejournal.com]

You mean...it hasn't already been made into a Christmas special?

Hey, I was a big fan of that movie Prancer.

[entrenous88.livejournal.com]

There's a movie called Prancer? Is it about the Gay-est Reindeer of Aaaaalllll?

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Yep. And people ostracize him because he is gay wants to be a dentist. No wait. . .

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

Santa has a parachute because it's more efficient. Instead of landing on a rooftop, he leaps off with his santa chute and just plops down the chimmey. Of course, this only works on the first house. I have no idea what he does for all the other kids (Hey, Jewish, remember).

And your cookies have made me feel like getting a large knife out of the closet.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what he does for all the other kids

Rocket launchers.

And your cookies have made me feel like getting a large knife out of the closet.

Here comes psychopath
Here comes psychopath
Right down psychopath lane
With a butcher's knife
And a sawed off shot-gun
Bringing people pain!
Knife is gleaming
Children screaming
All is gloomy and dark . . .
So get in your house and get your gun
'Cause psychopath comes tonight.

Our house is fun at Christmas.

[a2zmom.livejournal.com]

I finally understand the appeal of Christmas. Peace on Earth and go blow up your neighbor.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Yep. I think if we didn't make it voilent and scary somehow we'd drown in my mom's cheese. Or Santas. She has like 50 billion of them.

[semby.livejournal.com]

I think I've just discovered the one thing that's always been missing from my family's Christmas traditions... Kenny! It's a wonder I didn't think of it before. Thanks for sharing! Santa with the parachute is pretty darn cool too.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Kenny Parachutes are the true meaning of Christmas.

[stoney321.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha!!! Man, I am the WORST MOTHER EVER, because I like my pretty tree, and I have my kids' handmande ornaments on the bottom and the back.

And I tell them it's so they're closer to the window so everyone out in the world can enjoy them. Express bus to hell, right here.

I love the Kenny Cookies so much, I could cry. And eat a bunch.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I have my kids' handmande ornaments on the bottom and the back.

Dude, that's . . . that's harsh.

I wish I could send everybody Kenny cookies. But we ate them all already.

parachutes in, like santa

[bisi.livejournal.com]

*ambushes Stoney and snogs her*

*parachutes out*

Bye, tkp!

[timeofchange.livejournal.com]

You are coming towritercon, right? Did I already ask you this?

The cookies. I love the cookies!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I don't know! I have to see about funds and such. I hope so!

[mshepnj.livejournal.com]

Your cookies are a bazillion times better than mine. And Kenny has that traditional holiday red, yo.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

It was supposed to be orange, but I got a little happy with the food coloring.

I love that icon!

[lynnenne]

Every year MommyTKP hangs it in the back, and every year The Brothers and I find it and hang it front and center.

You and I have interchangeable families. Maybe we were switched at birth.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

You're family must be super cool, then. Congrats!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Your family must be super cool, then. Congrats!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

oops.

[m-phoenix.livejournal.com]

::LMAO::

OMG! You killed Kenny, you bastards!

That is absolutely priceless. I now realise what my Christmas has been lacking all these years, yep, the cookie shaped murder of cartoon characters, it has that feel good glow about it, and it's giving me plans for next year *g*

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I love making themed cookies. There are always Kennys, but one year it was LotR, another . . . well, I forgot. I wanted to do BtVS this year, but we did a whole lot less cookies, and my s-i-l doesn't know anything about it and I didn't want her to feel left out.

But! I'm of the opinion that everyone should do wacky cookies. It makes the holiday that much brighter.

[aloneinthetown.livejournal.com]

mmmm...blood cookies!

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Blood. Cookies. Do I smell B/A?

Omg, your icon is teh hotness.

[aloneinthetown.livejournal.com]

I KNOW!! Have you seen that movie yet (Brokeback Mountain)? It's like the best thing ever because it's two very pretty men kissing each other and having sexual relations. I had to make icons as soon as I got home from the theater, hee!

Blood and cookies would definitely be a new B/A kink I haven't seen (and make for good pr0n) so go for it!

[aloneinthetown.livejournal.com]

by 'go for it' I merely suggested you put that in fic :)

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I have seen it! I need to do a post about it. I have several things to say about it, though, so I've been waiting 'til I have time.

Actually, thinking about it more and more, and blood and cookies is so something Spike would go for. He'd dip his cookies in his blood and eat them. Yuck!