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Happy Birthday, a2zmom!
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a2zmom, you are the sunshine in my sky, the apple in my pie, the single perfect tear in Angel's eye, the sweet in a sorrowful goodbye, the platinum of Spike's hairdye, the woman in my guy (yeah I don't know), the truth in every lie (that doesn't even sound positive), the life that gets me high (now that sounds a little too positive), the roastbeef on my rye (ok, now I'm hungry), the longing in every sigh, the alcohol in Colonel Tigh? Yeah I could go on forever with this.THINGS THAT ANNOY ME ABOUT A2ZMOM.
1. Whenever I go to write meta it's always,
a2zmom said this, a2z said that. I get tired of writing the lj user stuff over and over.2. She can always say in 10 words what it takes me a 100 to say, and she always knows what I mean anyway.
3. She lives too far away from me.
4. She won't let me make a fairy Spike to put in her miniature greenhouse.
5. Even when I've completely convinced myself of something, she can always make me see her objection. And she's always right.
But other than that,
a2zmom is caring, discerning, enlightening, helpful, enthusiastic, thinky, generous, hilarious, talented, and snarky. She's actually much much more but it took me a long time to find that last link so I quit. This woman, she emailed me once a week for half a year just to remind me to watch "Bones". I love her and am so glad I met her. I hope work shapes up, that you get some sleep, that you feel better, that you eat yummy cake, and have a happy birthday, a2zmom.p.s. I'm going to send you something one day but I haven't sent it yet so uh, it's going to be late. Really late. And don't get excited, it's not that special, but you are.
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1. I have a group of seven people I keep chained in my basement and they write all my meta for me.
2. This is only because I am no good at poetry.
3. I'd say you live too far away from me.
4. That's because that 14 inch cock will be out of scale. Just because it's realistic doesn't make it right.
5. I've been trying to tell the rest of the world this for years. But do they listen?
And you are the cream in my coffe. And since I don't drink the stuff, that's saying something. (Please explain it when you figure out what that something is.)
4.
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lol. I want an icon that says, "Spike's cock. It's just NOT RIGHT." bahahahaha.
Please explain it when you figure out what that something is.
I don't know what it was either but it made me feel squishy!
*loves on you hard*
I hope you're having/had a brilliant day.
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So, eh, I guess.
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