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Sauce of fucking AWESOME
Oct. 23rd, 2009 02:16 am
This post. Everything linked in it. And every single comment.
Is what win is made of.
I have a problem.
Is what win is made of.
I have a problem.
Quiz: polls / love meme
Mar. 3rd, 2007 10:25 pmHow much do I love that all the lovin' broke the love meme's back? You can't comment there any more apparently, but I wanted to say thanks, for including me on there (that was very unexpected and new!) and that I'm very sorry I didn't get to splooge on some of you, and especially sorry that I didn't get to put up the name or leave comments for a few of you who were all over the place leaving love. Just know I <3 you, and you made my day today, either way. You all make this place warm and fun and a respite from the cold, the nasty, and the absence of "Bones".
As you may or may not know, I like polls. Not just because they're fun to think up and make, but because I learn so much from them. Below are six things I've learned from people, just by them filling in that text-y box on my polls!
-One billion people live in China and not one of them is named Bubba.
-I really don't particularly give a fuck about ships, but I don't like Spike or Switzerland.
-Everyone in VM fandom is made of cabbage.
-Tripzan is a pancreatic enzyme.
-The problem with Spike/Xander is that Xander's cock is only half as magical as Angel's.
-My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.
Now, these six people made the statements above. Try to guess who made which statement. You know you want to. I'll give you a gold star if you win.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rainkatt knows I have that gold star just waiting to be used.
ljgould
germaine_pet
lostakasha
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As you may or may not know, I like polls. Not just because they're fun to think up and make, but because I learn so much from them. Below are six things I've learned from people, just by them filling in that text-y box on my polls!
-One billion people live in China and not one of them is named Bubba.
-I really don't particularly give a fuck about ships, but I don't like Spike or Switzerland.
-Everyone in VM fandom is made of cabbage.
-Tripzan is a pancreatic enzyme.
-The problem with Spike/Xander is that Xander's cock is only half as magical as Angel's.
-My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.
Now, these six people made the statements above. Try to guess who made which statement. You know you want to. I'll give you a gold star if you win.
rainkatt knows I have that gold star just waiting to be used. ljgould germaine_pet lostakasha frimframely_jan ravenwings_7Love Meme!
Mar. 3rd, 2007 11:36 amI don't do these much, but I felt that romanyg deserved lovin' today. Well, everyday, but yeah it's there. So go. Love.
Just as a side note I found this meme extremely difficult as I wanted to put all of you on it. I must've gotten a lovebug or something, because usually I'm thinking, "Gee, flist, I care not about the pus-filled boil you got last week; are you still talking about it?"
Kidding.
Sort of. *<3s you people.*
romanyg deserved lovin' today. Well, everyday, but yeah it's there. So go. Love.Just as a side note I found this meme extremely difficult as I wanted to put all of you on it. I must've gotten a lovebug or something, because usually I'm thinking, "Gee, flist, I care not about the pus-filled boil you got last week; are you still talking about it?"
Kidding.
Sort of. *<3s you people.*
Happy Birthday, a2zmom!
Oct. 7th, 2006 02:27 pma2zmom, you are the sunshine in my sky, the apple in my pie, the single perfect tear in Angel's eye, the sweet in a sorrowful goodbye, the platinum of Spike's hairdye, the woman in my guy (yeah I don't know), the truth in every lie (that doesn't even sound positive), the life that gets me high (now that sounds a little too positive), the roastbeef on my rye (ok, now I'm hungry), the longing in every sigh, the alcohol in Colonel Tigh? Yeah I could go on forever with this.THINGS THAT ANNOY ME ABOUT A2ZMOM.
1. Whenever I go to write meta it's always,
a2zmom said this, a2z said that. I get tired of writing the lj user stuff over and over.2. She can always say in 10 words what it takes me a 100 to say, and she always knows what I mean anyway.
3. She lives too far away from me.
4. She won't let me make a fairy Spike to put in her miniature greenhouse.
5. Even when I've completely convinced myself of something, she can always make me see her objection. And she's always right.
But other than that,
a2zmom is caring, discerning, enlightening, helpful, enthusiastic, thinky, generous, hilarious, talented, and snarky. She's actually much much more but it took me a long time to find that last link so I quit. This woman, she emailed me once a week for half a year just to remind me to watch "Bones". I love her and am so glad I met her. I hope work shapes up, that you get some sleep, that you feel better, that you eat yummy cake, and have a happy birthday, a2zmom.p.s. I'm going to send you something one day but I haven't sent it yet so uh, it's going to be late. Really late. And don't get excited, it's not that special, but you are.
Happy Birthday, Stoney!
Aug. 8th, 2006 09:47 pmSo, I suck, because I read a post by her only yesterday and still didn't pick up on the fact that it was stoney321's birthday TODAY. If I'd've know it was comin' I'd've baked a . . . ok, possibly made a card.
The reason is because I love Stoney, and everyone should be celebrating her birth. She is funny, possessed of good taste, a fantastic writer, someone who doesn't put up with shit, smart and insightful, and someone who truly seeks to make fandom a funnier, fun-ner (yes that's a word), classier (yes! Stoney! Classy!) place to be.
And scanning through all this, dying to find her new, funnier, funner, classier use of the word "contrails," I realized there are about a billion fun, entertaining, insightful, smart, wacky posts I haven't even read yet. I guess I'm kinda shocked that there's even more to love. Anyway, to sum up, Stoney is a light in my flist and a funnier friendlier franker friend I couldn't wish for. So, thanks for being born, Stoney.
stoney321's birthday TODAY. If I'd've know it was comin' I'd've baked a . . . ok, possibly made a card.The reason is because I love Stoney, and everyone should be celebrating her birth. She is funny, possessed of good taste, a fantastic writer, someone who doesn't put up with shit, smart and insightful, and someone who truly seeks to make fandom a funnier, fun-ner (yes that's a word), classier (yes! Stoney! Classy!) place to be.
And scanning through all this, dying to find her new, funnier, funner, classier use of the word "contrails," I realized there are about a billion fun, entertaining, insightful, smart, wacky posts I haven't even read yet. I guess I'm kinda shocked that there's even more to love. Anyway, to sum up, Stoney is a light in my flist and a funnier friendlier franker friend I couldn't wish for. So, thanks for being born, Stoney.
Big ole hug
Apr. 12th, 2006 11:16 am
*shakes fandom hard*
Don't you ever leave me, you fool, don't ever leave me!
*hugs fandom hard*
You. Hey you! Yes you, walkin' on by, thinking 'bout leaving all this behind. Why aren't you writing brow ridge fic?
*shakes fandom again, harder this time, jouncey trampoline grip I've got*
I love the Angel theme song. I love it like whoa. I heard it last night and I cried.
I don't cry much.
Don't you ever leave me, you fool, don't ever leave me!
*hugs fandom hard*
You. Hey you! Yes you, walkin' on by, thinking 'bout leaving all this behind. Why aren't you writing brow ridge fic?
*shakes fandom again, harder this time, jouncey trampoline grip I've got*
I love the Angel theme song. I love it like whoa. I heard it last night and I cried.
I don't cry much.
I was made for lovin' you, baby...
Mar. 18th, 2006 03:07 amI was going to do this whole thing for Unsung Heroes Week, like a post a day about all the people who make fandom great, and then I went on a trip, played host to my brother for a day, got sick, kept sneezing all over myself, and still feel like pumpkin-snot smeared on a toilet, so I abbreviated everything into one neat post wherein I jump up and down (jiggling my mucousy body) about two people I really appreciate the hell out of, except not because hopefully there's still some hell in them, especially in a2zmom so we can still do dirty things together.
One person I really appreciate the hell out of ischrisleeoctaves, except again, not to diminish her private hell or anything, because then she probably wouldn't give us such good angst. ( Here goes, what's inside DB's jacket, for your squealing of love pleasure. )
The other person I appreciate to death (except, you know, don't die) isa2zmom. ( Spike's cock isn't all that rocks my clock . . . )
The truth of it is, I appreciate every single person on my flist, and quite a few who are not. I appreciate your contributions, your fic, your ramblings about RL, your coolness or your hotness or your friendliness, or all these things together and more. I even appreciate the spams about crap I didn't need to know and don't give a fig for reading. And if you're my friend and I love talking to you I've probably already made it clear because as demonstrated above, I'm a mushy kinda gal. ( But now I want to say thanks to a few specific people, not because I love their fic or love talking to them or love that they're in this fandom--though I might--but because they did something once that really made me feel welcome somehow. )
And finally, I'm shutting up. Oh, and if we're somehow having a conversation, I'm still having it with you; I'm just miserably behind on comments, emails, and the ole flist. For real now, bye.
a2zmom so we can still do dirty things together.One person I really appreciate the hell out of is
chrisleeoctaves, except again, not to diminish her private hell or anything, because then she probably wouldn't give us such good angst. ( Here goes, what's inside DB's jacket, for your squealing of love pleasure. )The other person I appreciate to death (except, you know, don't die) is
a2zmom. ( Spike's cock isn't all that rocks my clock . . . )The truth of it is, I appreciate every single person on my flist, and quite a few who are not. I appreciate your contributions, your fic, your ramblings about RL, your coolness or your hotness or your friendliness, or all these things together and more. I even appreciate the spams about crap I didn't need to know and don't give a fig for reading. And if you're my friend and I love talking to you I've probably already made it clear because as demonstrated above, I'm a mushy kinda gal. ( But now I want to say thanks to a few specific people, not because I love their fic or love talking to them or love that they're in this fandom--though I might--but because they did something once that really made me feel welcome somehow. )
And finally, I'm shutting up. Oh, and if we're somehow having a conversation, I'm still having it with you; I'm just miserably behind on comments, emails, and the ole flist. For real now, bye.
Happy unValentine's Day!
Feb. 14th, 2006 02:43 pmYou may think that the cloying, syrupy sweet love from everyone and their mom is over, but you've forgotten unValentine's Day, which is today, and every single day for the rest of this year! MWAH!
So, hop over toviciouswishes' post, and love on the important women in your life, and love on yourself, too. There should be more self-love in some people's lives. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. YES, YOU. In capital letters.
Next, mozey over tochrisleeoctaves and talk about romantic moments (and visit her links because hey I'm one of 'em; they must be good. See? SELF-LOVE!). If you're like me and just haven't had that many romantic moments, make up something. Like the time DB and CK were gettin' it on and called you up so you could listen? Yeah, that. Chris won't mind. She's a great gal and I love her and her B/A love.
Last (but not last. Remember, unValentine's Day FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE), take a gander atcrazydiamondsue's Xander love. Even if you aren't a Xander fan, even if you *gasp!* don't like Xander all that much, Sue will lock you in a room with him and possibly Angel and make dirty!bad!things happen to you until you admit he has his nice qualities. I've always liked Xander, but she seriously stokes the love, man.
Thanks to everyone who made the day brighter by spreadin' the love. Y'all rock. And, because the world needs more of it: PINK!
So, hop over to
viciouswishes' post, and love on the important women in your life, and love on yourself, too. There should be more self-love in some people's lives. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. YES, YOU. In capital letters.Next, mozey over to
chrisleeoctaves and talk about romantic moments (and visit her links because hey I'm one of 'em; they must be good. See? SELF-LOVE!). If you're like me and just haven't had that many romantic moments, make up something. Like the time DB and CK were gettin' it on and called you up so you could listen? Yeah, that. Chris won't mind. She's a great gal and I love her and her B/A love.Last (but not last. Remember, unValentine's Day FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE), take a gander at
crazydiamondsue's Xander love. Even if you aren't a Xander fan, even if you *gasp!* don't like Xander all that much, Sue will lock you in a room with him and possibly Angel and make dirty!bad!things happen to you until you admit he has his nice qualities. I've always liked Xander, but she seriously stokes the love, man.Thanks to everyone who made the day brighter by spreadin' the love. Y'all rock. And, because the world needs more of it: PINK!
Happy Birthday, kita!
Feb. 5th, 2006 02:12 amIs it really kita0610's birthday? How do people find these things out?
Anyway, happy birthday,kita0610. And, because I'm mushy like that, 5 Reasons You Float My Boat are:
1. You loved on and recced my first ever finished Jossverse fanfic, which made me feel kinda famous.
2. You'll flash VK's dick without much provocation.
3. You proved wrong my erstwhile opinion that certain things just can't be achieved in text, and made me a better writer just by having read you.
4. You're like Xander's Cock with wings, in a way, and I believe in you.
5. I think you're a good, loving, and strong person.
6. There are so many reasons you keep my cheesewheel cranked I thought there should be more than 5.
kita0610's birthday? How do people find these things out? Anyway, happy birthday,
kita0610. And, because I'm mushy like that, 5 Reasons You Float My Boat are:1. You loved on and recced my first ever finished Jossverse fanfic, which made me feel kinda famous.
2. You'll flash VK's dick without much provocation.
3. You proved wrong my erstwhile opinion that certain things just can't be achieved in text, and made me a better writer just by having read you.
4. You're like Xander's Cock with wings, in a way, and I believe in you.
5. I think you're a good, loving, and strong person.
6. There are so many reasons you keep my cheesewheel cranked I thought there should be more than 5.
I'm gonna need a hacksaw.
Jan. 16th, 2006 10:20 pm10 Things I Liked About Seeing 24 Tonight
1. I don't watch much TV, so I figure everyone else has already seen it? But DB was in an ad thingy.
2. DB talked about the paparazzi. He said that maybe you're not a movie star but you can do stuff to help, or something like that. He was talking about us, you know. No, not helping out, I mean us being his paprazzi. Like how we drool over his picture and write about him having sex with James Marsters. DB talked about us on tv!
3. I don't really know what else he said because I was fixated on his mouth.
4. I think he was talking about Mentoring Month. That means he's a good person. Right?
5. He wiggles when he talks.
6. I kept expecting him to say "our rats are low", even though that's Doyle's line.
7. Also, there were ads for "Bones." Since I so often forget to watch "Bones," it was nice seeing him.
8. In one ad for "Bones" he was wearing this brown leather jacket and it was hot.
9. All these commercials reminded to watch "Bones" tomorrow.
10. Oh yeah, "24" was good, too. And Samwise was in it!
1. I don't watch much TV, so I figure everyone else has already seen it? But DB was in an ad thingy.
2. DB talked about the paparazzi. He said that maybe you're not a movie star but you can do stuff to help, or something like that. He was talking about us, you know. No, not helping out, I mean us being his paprazzi. Like how we drool over his picture and write about him having sex with James Marsters. DB talked about us on tv!
3. I don't really know what else he said because I was fixated on his mouth.
4. I think he was talking about Mentoring Month. That means he's a good person. Right?
5. He wiggles when he talks.
6. I kept expecting him to say "our rats are low", even though that's Doyle's line.
7. Also, there were ads for "Bones." Since I so often forget to watch "Bones," it was nice seeing him.
8. In one ad for "Bones" he was wearing this brown leather jacket and it was hot.
9. All these commercials reminded to watch "Bones" tomorrow.
10. Oh yeah, "24" was good, too. And Samwise was in it!
Questions Post #6
Jan. 1st, 2006 08:39 pmSo, since it's a holiday, I'm reducing my normal fare to two questions.
( Does Spike's head look like a Ken doll to anyone else? )
( Does Spike's head look like a Ken doll to anyone else? )
My Netherlands
Nov. 16th, 2005 04:13 pmWell, you see, the sky was so blue today and everything was so green and fragrant I just had to be a part of it. And the Untersberg kept leading me higher and higher until I wanted to go right through the clouds with it...
( Cut for my private parts )
Because there's not enough mindless squeeing going on in them there parts, and we've been having very fine weather.
( Cut for my private parts )
Because there's not enough mindless squeeing going on in them there parts, and we've been having very fine weather.
Cesspit of Love
Oct. 15th, 2005 08:22 pmMush! Only click if you're in the mood for an orgy, an outpouring of love, sap, a hug, puppies, or some combination thereof:
( I adore flamers, fic authors, critters, asshats, necrophilia, hubris, failure . . . and puppies . . . )
( I adore flamers, fic authors, critters, asshats, necrophilia, hubris, failure . . . and puppies . . . )
beta luuuuurve
Oct. 14th, 2005 10:18 pmYesterday was beta appreciation day. An entire cheesewheel of gratitude to a2zmom, germaine_pet, alleynyc for either beta'ing or offering suggestions for my fic. You keep that cheesewheel cranked!
( A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Get A Beta . . . )
a2zmom, germaine_pet, alleynyc for either beta'ing or offering suggestions for my fic. You keep that cheesewheel cranked!( A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To Get A Beta . . . )
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