I think you mean "week" orgasms. After, Buffy had to be hospitalized because coming for seven straight days does awful things to your metabolism. Not to mention that sore throat.
If men get to turn into women, how come women don't ever turn into men? And if men get pregnant, how come they don't have to have periods? And go through menapause? And can someone show me a fic where a women gets a prostate? Please?
I'd like to see an mpreg fic where they have to pisch all the time. Because that by far is the worst part of being pregnant. And no ever tells you ahead of time.
Which one gets compared to Greek gods/statues more: Angel or Spike?
Angel is Michelangelo's David. Sheesh, which fics do you read?
Does Angel giggle? Can we count the number of times Angel giggles in canon? Just for the sake of balance, here.
In "Basd Eggs", they modified the directions in the scene where they're kissing in the graveyard. The orginal stage directions are they fall on top of each other, laughing. I assume giggling. But we don't get to see any Angelic giggles, unless you count the insane stuff he does without a soul.
Is cock really an appendage? *wants to know* I do know it doesn't posess an oppsoeable thumb.
Do people really think the penis is a muscle? *doesn't want to know, so much* I have an image now of a little barbell. 3 sets of curls, 10 reps each.
How often do people keen? I mean, all people. Can we count the number of times real people in the world have keened? Will it still be less than the number of times Spike keens over Angel and Xander keens over Spike? The comparison would really just be for the sake of intellectual curiosity.
Only Eastern European women in peasant dress keen.
When did Giles turn into the Big Bad trying to keep Spike and Angel apart? Jealousy on his part, obviously.
And just how often do people cut their palms with their nails? Is this really something so common that it needs to happen at least once a fic? And if the whole world's gone emo, can't we all just slit our wrists instead of these halfmoon impressions on our palms drawing single ruby drops? Or what? This is what comes of bad manicures.
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I think you mean "week" orgasms. After, Buffy had to be hospitalized because coming for seven straight days does awful things to your metabolism. Not to mention that sore throat.
If men get to turn into women, how come women don't ever turn into men? And if men get pregnant, how come they don't have to have periods? And go through menapause? And can someone show me a fic where a women gets a prostate? Please?
I'd like to see an mpreg fic where they have to pisch all the time. Because that by far is the worst part of being pregnant. And no ever tells you ahead of time.
Which one gets compared to Greek gods/statues more: Angel or Spike?
Angel is Michelangelo's David. Sheesh, which fics do you read?
Does Angel giggle? Can we count the number of times Angel giggles in canon? Just for the sake of balance, here.
In "Basd Eggs", they modified the directions in the scene where they're kissing in the graveyard. The orginal stage directions are they fall on top of each other, laughing. I assume giggling. But we don't get to see any Angelic giggles, unless you count the insane stuff he does without a soul.
Is cock really an appendage? *wants to know*
I do know it doesn't posess an oppsoeable thumb.
Do people really think the penis is a muscle? *doesn't want to know, so much*
I have an image now of a little barbell. 3 sets of curls, 10 reps each.
How often do people keen? I mean, all people. Can we count the number of times real people in the world have keened? Will it still be less than the number of times Spike keens over Angel and Xander keens over Spike? The comparison would really just be for the sake of intellectual curiosity.
Only Eastern European women in peasant dress keen.
When did Giles turn into the Big Bad trying to keep Spike and Angel apart?
Jealousy on his part, obviously.
And just how often do people cut their palms with their nails? Is this really something so common that it needs to happen at least once a fic? And if the whole world's gone emo, can't we all just slit our wrists instead of these halfmoon impressions on our palms drawing single ruby drops? Or what?
This is what comes of bad manicures.
Velvet? Over? Steel?
Eggs? Over? Easy?