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It's Lion Turtles all the way down ([personal profile] lettered) wrote2007-01-03 11:55 pm
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Happy Birthday, dlgood!

Sliding in just under the wire (my time, which is a cheat), but I hope you had a happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] dlgood. I owe many things to you: a very cool experience in Galveston, some enlightened perceptions regarding Buffy, Angel, and Angelus, and some good laughs and nods-along at your humorous and/or insightful posts. Not to mention owe-in-a-different-way that brochure, the best cookies ever and fb! But I hope today, you had cake, and got sung at by some very rowdy people with hats, and got at least three presents. With bows. That someone made you put on your head. And someone else took a picture of. A sombrero and complimentary flan at least? If you got a pony instead, it would be okay too. Hope it was good!
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Re: Also, P.S.

[identity profile] tkp.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
No no no, because that happened to me, the boy that weighs less than a dog after Paul Bunyon. You know, when I was around 14, (I might've told this story before, so um, sorry) I thought I was like, asexual or something, because I found *none* of the boys around me attractive. It took me a long while to figure out that none of them were big enough, old enough, or possessed of enough chest hair and necessity of shaving. Hey, and then VK, like a big ole whammy.

However. That is not as all as disconcerting as having your whole life, pantyfanned the hero, the strong ones, the big (and not physical size, I'm talking soul-wise and inner strength-wise) ones, the ones that go down far. Imagine waking up and feeling suddenly very interested in someone who is not only girly but a snivelling little shit of a coward who will never get past his petty pointy nose except to hope that maybe someone will feel sorry enough for him to take him in out of the cold. It's freaking, unnatural.

Like, quitting my job, not bathing, and not getting off the couch until everything is organized by alphabet and theme crazy.

hahahha! I try to keep my tags as general as possible, to avoid that. There's one that says "about me" that pretty much covers the not taking the bath and that time I shaved my arm pits and my mom said they were sparkley.

But at least I don't read Harry/Draco.

I thought I had no shame but I do. I really do, and this is it.

Re: Also, P.S.

[identity profile] kita0610.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
"I thought I had no shame but I do. I really do, and this is it."

It's okay. Sometimes I read Spangel all human AU's. And uhm. I might have bookmarked some Spander wherein claiming happens, loudly and repeatedly. There's also the pirate- uhm, no. Let us not speak of it. Really. Let us not.

Also- you had sparkly arm pit hair? Dude. Radical.
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Re: Also, P.S.

[identity profile] tkp.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
I linked all human Spangel AU on my big damn recs. And it was AU as in, the kind of AU where Angel and Spike are NOTHING like Angel and Spike. It's a harlequinn romance posing as fanfiction. It's well done for all that, it's hot, it hits kinks, I like it, and I am not ashamed. Ok well I try not to be.

I'm shocked about the Spander, though. I thought you hated it.

Stoney wrote a princess!Connor/pirate!Spike just for me. FEAR ME.

No no, my arm pits were sparkly because there was no more hair there. Shuddup you want lion cat sex and Spander claiming! Though actually are you ever going to do that Peter/Aslan fic? Because it sounded really good and I'm looking at your icon, which reminded me.

Re: Also, P.S.

[identity profile] kita0610.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
I really DO dislike Spander, hence my moral quandry!

And yes, I am going to write the Peter/Aslan. It's called Agape, and it will be baddirtywrong because not only will Aslan be having sex with his father, he will also be having sex with you know, THE FATHER and I am sure that by now Hell doesn't even want me.

I will try the Harlequin Spangel, since you rec'd it. I actually meant to, then forgot about it, so thanks for reminding me. The ones I read are the HORRIBLE ones, and I read them on purpose BECAUSE they are horrible, and it's a whole thing.

I cannot read Princess!Connor. I have standards, man! They are low, granted. But they exist! *cries*

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[identity profile] stoney321.livejournal.com 2007-01-04 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I cannot read Princess!Connor. I have standards, man!

HE IS NOT A PRINCESS. He is being sold off to a man for a dowry and it was FUNNY and actually hot and it was SPONNER! On a pirate ship! With RHYME! *tears out hair* Hahahaha.