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Ate, got robbed, ate some more.
I have drama! Not whiny emo drama either, I have true, juicy drama!
So there I was, eating my gyro at this Greek place where once we dined with Destiny's Child, and while I was in the restaurant, someone bashed the back window of my car, and made off with Against The Day by Thomas Pynchon! This was a book my brother gave me for Christmas! The fourth worst thing about it is I write lots of notes in the margins. The third worst thing about it is I tend to keep cds in big thick books,and I think I had Mercy Brown in this one (eta: Mercy Brown was not in Pynchon, it was in Harry Potter! So YAY). The ironic thing about Bad Thing #3 is Mr. Whosit made off with Pynchon, but left my cds (2 notebooks full of more than 100 cds. They got whatever cds were in Pynchon). I'd say the guy had taste, but that suggests my taste in music is bad, which I don't think it is, because it's mine you know, and also, you have to wait for #1 for the full extent of his awesome discretion. The second worst thing about it is I have to replace my window, and that's going to cost a lot. Bummer.
The worst thing about it was Pynchon was in my bag with my laptop. This guy is now in full possession of a computer full of Buffy porn, Harry Potter porn, that random RPS porn . . . and the back up disk inside that contained back ups of everything I ever did in undergrad. It was in there so I could html my POTO fics to put up for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
my_daroga. In some ways, this is all my_daroga's fault. Kidding! But anyway, they got the POTO non-porn, too.
Luckily, my dad had a copy of that disk. Also luckily, I'm a great big old loser who hasn't done much original writing in the past year, and that's the main thing I'm always worried about losing when I lose stuff. Some of the little (and most important) I've done is backed up. The rest I can't really even remember, so I'm not too stressed about it.
There were some vids I dl'ed, and some bookmarks I should've put on del.ici.ous, but actually, things are not looking too bad.
The only other thing on there was fic. Lots and lost of unfinished fic! Like that total crack Angel/Spike all human AU where they met as young anarchist terrorists, and Liam taught William to blow things up, and then they meet years later and Liam is Angel, a much more legitimate revolutionary warlord, and Spike is so burned out by all the desertion and betrayals and that stint he spent in prison where Liam never came to save him, that he's a whore for the dark side in both the sexual and the metaphoric sense. Yeah, that fic is gone forever.
And a couple chapters of Best Souvenir (eta: only about two chapters, I think! YAY. I had more backed up than I thought). And whatever I had of the third fic in the War Stories series I'm still trying to do. Since Chrisleeoctaves sent me back all the bits I sent her of my big massive epic thing I still have most of that, so yay, and I still have some other chapters of Best Souvenir, so yay, and for some reason I was always freakishly scrupulous of backing up whatever I have of my Buffy/Connor novella, so yay.
Hopefully it won't be too long before I get a new laptop. Since I'm living at home, I definitely have the money for it, it's just a shame I have to spend it on this. And a shame I have to use this computer because it sucks monkey feet.
SUPER SPECIAL NOTE TO K andsamsom: POTO fic won't be up at tkpfics for a while.
SUPER SPECIAL NOTE TO stoney321, redbrickrose or stultiloquentia: could one of you send me back that H/D fic I sent as an attachment, as I don't have that backed up anywhere? Thanks so much. I'd be sad to lose it, even if it *is* 100 pages of H/D with no H/D. I'm sad the 15 pages I wrote since I sent it to you is gone forever! eta: THANKS STONEY!
SUPER SPECIAL NOTE TObrandil: uh, I'll send you that fic when I one of the ladies I've already sent it to forwards me a copy.
I know there are things I will be missing over the next several months, but hey. They didn't steal my car, I'm alive, and it was a really good gyro.
So there I was, eating my gyro at this Greek place where once we dined with Destiny's Child, and while I was in the restaurant, someone bashed the back window of my car, and made off with Against The Day by Thomas Pynchon! This was a book my brother gave me for Christmas! The fourth worst thing about it is I write lots of notes in the margins. The third worst thing about it is I tend to keep cds in big thick books,
The worst thing about it was Pynchon was in my bag with my laptop. This guy is now in full possession of a computer full of Buffy porn, Harry Potter porn, that random RPS porn . . . and the back up disk inside that contained back ups of everything I ever did in undergrad. It was in there so I could html my POTO fics to put up for
my_daroga. In some ways, this is all my_daroga's fault. Kidding! But anyway, they got the POTO non-porn, too. Luckily, my dad had a copy of that disk. Also luckily, I'm a great big old loser who hasn't done much original writing in the past year, and that's the main thing I'm always worried about losing when I lose stuff. Some of the little (and most important) I've done is backed up. The rest I can't really even remember, so I'm not too stressed about it.
There were some vids I dl'ed, and some bookmarks I should've put on del.ici.ous, but actually, things are not looking too bad.
The only other thing on there was fic. Lots and lost of unfinished fic! Like that total crack Angel/Spike all human AU where they met as young anarchist terrorists, and Liam taught William to blow things up, and then they meet years later and Liam is Angel, a much more legitimate revolutionary warlord, and Spike is so burned out by all the desertion and betrayals and that stint he spent in prison where Liam never came to save him, that he's a whore for the dark side in both the sexual and the metaphoric sense. Yeah, that fic is gone forever.
And a couple chapters of Best Souvenir (eta: only about two chapters, I think! YAY. I had more backed up than I thought). And whatever I had of the third fic in the War Stories series I'm still trying to do. Since Chrisleeoctaves sent me back all the bits I sent her of my big massive epic thing I still have most of that, so yay, and I still have some other chapters of Best Souvenir, so yay, and for some reason I was always freakishly scrupulous of backing up whatever I have of my Buffy/Connor novella, so yay.
Hopefully it won't be too long before I get a new laptop. Since I'm living at home, I definitely have the money for it, it's just a shame I have to spend it on this. And a shame I have to use this computer because it sucks monkey feet.
SUPER SPECIAL NOTE TO K and
samsom: POTO fic won't be up at tkpfics for a while.stoney321, redbrickrose or stultiloquentia: could one of you send me back that H/D fic I sent as an attachment, as I don't have that backed up anywhere? Thanks so much. I'd be sad to lose it, even if it *is* 100 pages of H/D with no H/D. I'm sad the 15 pages I wrote since I sent it to you is gone forever!SUPER SPECIAL NOTE TO
brandil: uh, I'll send you that fic when I one of the ladies I've already sent it to forwards me a copy.I know there are things I will be missing over the next several months, but hey. They didn't steal my car, I'm alive, and it was a really good gyro.
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Joy: I'm so sorry you done been vio-lay-tud. That's really terrible to hear. (And I sent you back your fic, so you have the H/D!)
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Warning!
Oh, and it's about 22-28 inches long, which is why the Horse Fucker from F_W cracks me up. Yeah. She's REALLY feeling you, dude.
Brought to you by the letters O, M, and G.
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Stallions will allow their ginormous cocks to unsheathe (the terminology, I swear) and then slap them up against their belly. Oh, and they're about 2 feet long plus some.
It's not for the faint-hearted. They really couldn't care less about who watches. (So given the 26 inches, the Horse Fucker from F_W makes me laugh and laugh. Because yeah - the mare's REALLY FEELING YOU, DUDE.)
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That's uhm. Really gross.
Once when my husband was looking for a place to keep his horses (he had several growing up and they lived in Chicago; the horses were usually boarded in Michigan) he was touring a place and he kept hearing this one horse make a crazy sound. So he followed the sound and saw a girl going down on one of the horses in a stall. He was 17 and THERE WITH HIS MOTHER.
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What the effity FUCK. Oh, that is SO GROSS. (Especially considering that I was just with my friend's gelding when someone came to clean out his penis of all the smegma.) Throwing up a bit.
PEOPLE: fuck other people. WOW. My condolences to your husband. >.
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Horses really do have impressive cocks, though. I thought geldings didn't have penises any more? *is confused*
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I <3 You!!!
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Yes, they still have their penis, just like male dogs who have been neutered. Gelding is a form of castration, which means the TESTICLES are removed. It's not like you make the horse a eunich.
Here's an "Everything You Wanted To Know About Your Horse's Cock, But Were Afraid To Ask" link. Don't say I never gave ya nothing. :D
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Oh! I actually did think geldings were horse eunuchs. Good to know. Speaking of which, there should be a fic in which Spike calls Angel a gelding. I have a bit in which Spike calls Angel a town stallion, and Angel's just like WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?
Poor horsies. Your icon is GREAT.
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Oooh, I like your suggestion for a S/A bit of dialog! Lynne is asking for requests... Get thee hie! :D
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As for the comment itself, I actually have no comment. For once.
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This is the BEST THREAD EVER.
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go tag me
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