Livejournal Questions

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This actually has nothing to do with the recent drama.

I have a confession to make. I'm a genius. But I'm really tragically stupid also.


-how to put on a header. And why everyone can figure it out but me.
-what a DDoS attack is. Looked it up on Wikipedia. Still really don't understand.
-where everyone gets the equipment to do all the icons and everything they do. Seems to me that stuff costs a fortune.
-how to write short fanfic.
-who Rodney is.
-Henry Jenkins.
-GIP.
-how NOT to hotlink some images. I can do it if the image is in a format Photobucket will upload, otherwise I don't understand.
-how people keep up with their flists.
-how people keep up with stuff like which new cat macro is funniest.
-how anyone keeps up with anything.
-why seraphcelene can't be here RIGHT NOW, I dunno, making pie with me.
-how people find out people are talking about them when said people are not talking to them. It's not that I don't like gossip. It's that I don't understand it. I literally seem to have trouble paying attention to anything not aimed straight at me with a missile launcher.
-why I like Harry/Draco.
-flangst.
-how people not being able to post really isn't connected to the Great Strikethrough.
-how to play most online videos, or dl the equipment.
-birthdays.
-why I didn't find a plane ticket to NYC for an earlier day so I could watch DB with a2zmom.
-Spike.
-betas.
-most emoticons.
-who Jo is.
-what Due South is.


In other news, The Sound of Music in Sparta. (link courtesy imnotacommittee.)

Comments

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

For Henry Jenkins, see femmenerd.

For how to make icons, see "beg friendslist to make them for you".

For cat macros, see "insomnia."

That's all I got right now, flan-hater.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I think what I don't get about Henry Jenkins is the way everyone seems to know who he is but me.

Oh, so that's why you have all those people friended ;o)

I don't even know where people get this stuff about the macros, though. It's sort of like being fashionable. I think even if I spent all my time on it, I would never ever understand how to find out the latest in what's cool. It's a good thing I don't really give a shit.

*sticks out tongue*

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Hey there, Missy, don't stick that tongue out unless you intend to use it to lick flan.

And you SO DO care about being cool, hence these posts! You take this information, and you tuck it away, then you make another screenname for yourself where you are all TRENDY AND INFORMED and shit. Don't think I'm not on to you! Just because I AM NOT GETTING COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS.

Also, I don't have that big of a FL anymore. It's down to 125. It used to be, like, 400. I blame Fod. She taught me how to be mean ruthless discriminating.

[fodian.livejournal.com]

OMG STOP SAYING THAT!

*smacks you upside the head*

[tkp.livejournal.com]

She blames everything on you. This is a terrible burden you bear.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, can my other screen name be femmenerd? Or possibly stultiloquentia. They are so clever and I will never be them.

Yes, I have been very impressed with your flist size, considering. But in the end I don't understand the point of me keeping all those people if I can't read them.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

You can be whoever you want. This is America, baby.

As for the FL, I just do the best I can. I don't think there's like, a quiz or anything at the end. If there is, I hope it's multiple choice.

[tkp.livejournal.com]

I hope it's an essay test. 'Cause I rock at those.

In fact I've already started several essays on it. 'Cause underneath I'm secretly scary.